I think we've done this thread before, but I'll try to recall as much as I listed in the previous one, or make this one similar.
*A Chicago-style deep dish pizza with hamburger, banana peppers, tomatoes, and onions
*A double cheeseburger
*Three fried chicken breasts
*A dozen mozzarella cheese sticks
*Chili cheese fries
*Large French Silk Pie Blizzard from Dairy Queen
*One bottle each of Coca-Cola, Cherry Coke, Dr Pepper, and Mr Pibb/Pibb Xtra
*One glass of unsweetened iced tea
OK warden, I'm ready.
This sounds awfully close to what I'd get, though I'd probably add onion rings, a loaded baked potato, a steak taco or quesadilla, and nix the Mr. Pibb and Cherry Coke in favor of cream and orange soda.