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What does America really need? America DOES NOT NEED Barack Obama it dosint need Donald Trump it dosint need BILL CLINTON or GEORGE BUSH. Those are all wicked men.

WHAT DOES AMERICA NEED? America the MOST WEAK country on earth full of SKINNY EMO BETA NERDS who can't LIFT A SINGLE FECKING WEIGHT NEEDS THREE THINGS.

1.More Guns. More guns its not the guns that kill people how does that EVEN MAKE SENSE. IF I DRIVE A TRUCK INTO A SCHOOL YOU DONT BAN THE TRUCK RETARD

2.MORE GOD. Why do you think this country is full of UNLIFTING WEAK AND WICKED PEOPLE? ITS BECAUSE INSTEAD OF READING THE KING JAMES BIBLE AND EMBRACING AND ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PEOPLE ARE TO BUSY BEING GROSS SODOMITES, EATING JUNK FOOD, AND SITTING ON THEIR ASS.

3.More people LIKE ME. Listen I can bench press over 350 ten times bro. Im JACKED, I am a SUPER HUMAN AND PERFECT EXAMPLE OF PHYSICAL EXTERCISE I AM THE ALPHA MALE. IM STRAPPED AND MASSIVE I HAVE NO BODY FAT. I DONT EAT "CHEAT MEALS" I GO HARDCORE I EAT EGG WHITES, PROTEIN SHAKES, AND GOOD ING sh**t.

FIX YOUR ING DIET. IF YOUR TO FAT TO GO ON THE WEIGHT MACHINE THAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GYM YOU FAT PEACES OF sh**t.

WHAT THE FUC***k YOU GONA DO. IM MAXIMIZING MY GAINS. I'M SHREDDED AND MAXED OUT. I AM THE ALPHA MALE. I HAVE THE CHARISMA, THE PERFECT BODY, THE SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE LOOKS, AND THE ENERGY. I AM THE ULTIMATE MALE.

THEIR ARE KIDS STARVING IN AFRICA ARE YOU AWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 GET OFF YOUR A@@ AND LIFT A WEIGHT AND READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE BECAUSE IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN DO IT. I AM THE  ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND EXAMPLE OF HUMAN PERFECTION. YOU ARE ALL NOTHING TO ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I AM AN INSPIRATIONAL FIGURE.

LIFT A WEIGHT YOU OBESE PEACES OF sh**t!

I....I can't even.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

JFC this thread.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Anyway, this forum's obsession with "alpha males" is disgusting.

Spoken like a true beta male

in what society are 'alpha males' Maoists with anime signatures?

Anime is the perfect definition of an alpha male, you have Saitama who is the biggest alpha male of them all.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Lmao😂😂 and up yours,  loser protestors,  you can go back to your trailer parks and resume collecting your welfare and food stamps😉

Heatmaster must have finally cracked.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

It's like an anti Bernie mob on here.

No, its people just responding to the sh**t that you post.  You need to learn to get over it.  For gods sake, your in your thirty's arguing over the internet, doing nothing but making yourself look like some dumbass.  Learn to deal with stuff, and not take it so seriously.  You'll make it to were people might actually tolerate you.

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Yeah f**ck working class people, especially if they vote in the wrong way, amirite?

So brave of you to talk sh**t about millions of people you've probably never met. Get a life.

LOL. Are you familiar with the demographics of south central Minneapolis at all?

The mayor of Minneapolis should issue a press release distancing the city from you, honestly.