Your Thanksgiving Dinner

[Mr. Smith]

Due to lack of infrastructure and my restaurant of choice being out of the traditional stuff, I'm doing ribs as the main.

I do have mashed potatoes, gravy, and pumpkin pie though.

Thanks to COVID, my actual plans were scrapped.

[Mr. Smith]

My family wasn't intending to go today. I'm waiting at home to get tested on Friday because I was around a person who I didn't know got infected with COVID. I am currently quarantining. I haven't showed any symptoms yet which means I haven't gotten infected or the symtoms have started appearing later (I was around the said-infected person on Friday) I'm glad I didn't go out. Makes me feel proud that I didn't unintentionally infect people. I'm proud of my family for staying home.

Also, F#ck you posters who went and gambled with other people's lives.

What a pathetic human being

What is your solution then, watch my relatives die?

I don't freaking care if you celebrate. Just stop trying to make everyone's life as sad as yours is just because you don't get to have fun.

Actually getting annoyed by this sounds more pathetic than an actual description.

I mean if you were having fun, you wouldn't be here now would ya'?

[Mr. Smith]

My family wasn't intending to go today. I'm waiting at home to get tested on Friday because I was around a person who I didn't know got infected with COVID. I am currently quarantining. I haven't showed any symptoms yet which means I haven't gotten infected or the symtoms have started appearing later (I was around the said-infected person on Friday) I'm glad I didn't go out. Makes me feel proud that I didn't unintentionally infect people. I'm proud of my family for staying home.

Also, F#ck you posters who went and gambled with other people's lives.

What a pathetic human being

At least he is a human being.

Sprout's more than just a human being, she has a character arc and wacky quips that get better with every season.

That's Santander you're thinking about. Complete with an ideological regeneration!