Have you ever had avocado toast?

[Mr. Smith]

Yes (normal Californian)

No, but:

Try the toast with a thin smear of butter, a fried egg, thinly sliced avocado and a little salt and pepper.  Bonus points if you keep the yolk runny and eat it with a knife and fork.

This sounds delicious.

[Mr. Smith]

Yes (normal Californian)

No, but:

Try the toast with a thin smear of butter, a fried egg, thinly sliced avocado and a little salt and pepper.  Bonus points if you keep the yolk runny and eat it with a knife and fork.

This sounds delicious.

C'mon, it's right there for goodness sake, and it's never gonna get much cheaper than anywhere else in the country.