Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Lunar]

Question: What do you call it when Sam Spade is stabbed to death by a homeless African American during a mugging gone awry?





Answer: Justice

Humor exists in the above quote due to its veracity.

my response was funny too though!

[Lunar]

Sam: That's what I was going for

I know...was a poor joke.

I was trying to imply that everybody routinely makes random obscene phone calls while masterbating.  I sometimes forget that everbody doesn't live inside my head.

I don't know what this is but it's funnycute

[Lunar]

and this one building that I can remember while visiting the place is just hard to climb on top of

Yeah, that's the Opera House.  I posted the "BuildngJumpMordenSplat", in anticipation of offing myself, and then I went down to the Opera House, spent several hours trying to climb onto that thing, finally got to the top, and then jumped off.  Only problem is that this is the underside of the world, and gravity often gets confused here.  When you jump off of a building, does gravity pull you towards the ground, even though the ground is "up" (because everything's upside down here)?  Or does it pull you down into the sky and off into space?  Gravity couldn't decide, so I was just kind of hanging there for a few minutes.  Until finally, this kangaroo talked me down:



It talked me down, and saved my life.  It convinced me that I don't need your forgiveness Lunar.  I can continue to live, continue to post here, and continue to contribute to the forum in a positive manner.  And if making a contribution here sometimes means speculating about Sarah Palin tinyurl'ing her heart out in between changing Trig's diaper and cutting the ribbon at the new bobsled track....Well then, that's exactly what I'm going to do, no matter who is disturbed by it.

You'll all thank me in three years, when Palin loses the Wisconsin primary, because she's too busy tinurl'ing on twitter.  Then we'll see which posts, disturbing as they may be, had to be written in order to advance the discussion in the 2012 election forum.

[Lunar]

Well Joe, you are consistent. Consistently Wrong!

[Lunar]

Joe Republic said: First, I'm not surprised to see the socialist Lunar attacking those with which he disagrees.  It's part of his nature.

I Reply:

First, it's not surprising that you result to insults over substance.

Second, if you examine your own record, you will find who the true socialist is.


Joe Republic said: Second, he must be smoking from a crack pipe.

I Reply:

Why do you know so much about crack pipes?  That explains a lot.


Joe Republic said: Third, his spelling and grammer leaves a lot too be desred!

I Reply:

First, I noticed you misspelled the word desird

Second, it's not surprising a socialist such as you would insert grammar qualifications for your ideological opponents

[Lunar]

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First, I'm not surprised you have difficulty in determining what a true socialist is, as you're reasoning skills are exceptionally weak.

Second, put down the crack pipe!

Third, you also seem to have difficulty with logic.  Hardly suprising!

Fourth, Lunar the socialist certainly could never engage in debate with an ideological opponent, as he would require an ideology of his own first.



Well Joe, you are consistent. Consistently wrong!

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[Lunar]

I was making a procreation joke but Opebo ruined it with his mule-antics!

[Lunar]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=95657.15


I think Joe and I should get in a 5 page argument with one another using that certain style.

[Lunar]

who would you appoint to the Supreme Court?  Cherry-picking analysis...

8. Mark Warner

Epic win.

[Lunar]

Probably one of the 10 best sSenators in the country.

Hahaha, yeah. Most definitely an enator.

Oh right, I forgot.  Conservatives are Nazis...because Hitler (the National SOCIALIST) was a conservative.  uh huh

You are soooooooooo stupid.

even if it ignores the fact that he's 14 years old and/or a joke poster

[Lunar]

I had some much naughtier ideas but I figured they'd cross the line ["comeback"]

[Lunar]

No no no, use your imagination!  You can do it

[Lunar]

Yep, I'm drunk now but I can spell great for some reason! And some jack daniels + coke tastes like fucking amazing and you can't even taste the alcohol! Go Brewers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

saved before he deletes it

[Lunar]

Well then,


WoooOOOOOOOOOOooooo!

[Lunar]

Not fair since he's just a joke poster that has fooled 90% of the forum.

[Lunar]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

On the other hand, what's the point of someone else calling Sam a condescending homophobe?  Isn't that like noting that the Pope is still Catholic?

[Lunar]

there's only a couple left

[Lunar]

PROVE IT

[Lunar]

I worked hard to make the most of my education.

Seriously??

Yes. I was valedictorian of my high school class, which then helped me get a full academic scholarship to college.

Congratulations!  You know, I was deployed into orbit long before anybody else in my NASA flight program, and voted Most Attractive Future President two years running, so I too know what it feels like to be successful.

My goodness, the internet is so helpful for discussing these things openly, you know?

[Lunar]

glad someone caught it

[Lunar]

How about you wait for her to bring it up?  You'll finally know what she's been doing on those odd "fishing trips" depending if she's angry or apologetic.

[Lunar]

Where is Bob Graham anyway?

In a mental institution, taking copious notes of his day-to-day activities working with other patients.

Ok that one was actually funny, maybe he hasn't lost 100% of his touch as I recently accused him.

[Lunar]

Those sorts of comments would be funnier if they weren't intentionally stupid and poorly spelled.

Seriously, not even eight year olds will consistently incorrectly use a comma like he does, especially while reading other people's posts that have it correctly used.  He's obviously fake.

[Lunar]

ah, I deleted that a minute after I posted it because I didn't want to crowd Naso's military thread

[Lunar]

I think the internet needs an age limit