How have so many Americans had their first shot? I wouldn't have thought that most of you would've been eligible.
Many states currently have or are about to have universal eligibility for all adults. Tennessee is officially going there on April 5th, but some counties did this week. I was able to get mine last week because I'm technically obese according to BMI, which is what they use (as flawed as it is for tall men). Now, I'm not really sure that a 6'5", 270 pound guy (BMI of 32) in his mid 20s should have been prioritized, but, whatever.
You need to lose a good 40 pounds.