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« on: June 22, 2014, 05:43:40 AM »

My suggestion to Bushie:

1. Drop about sixty pounds, putting perhaps fifteen of it back on as (lean) muscle. You'll need it to re-invent your persona along the lines I'm recommending.

2. Throw out your entire wardrobe. Purchase the following items:

* Three white long-sleeve button ups.
* Three black dress slacks.
* A set of black leather suspenders, to be worn over the dress shirts.
* Black leather dress boots - buckled, not laced.
* A slightly oversized vest, to be worn open and unbuttoned.
* A black, spiked heavy metal leather wristband.

3. Drop your taste for country and western music and begin listening to a lot of krautrock, 70s funk, 90s industrial, and mid-era David Bowie. Watch arthouse films.

4. Grow out a - clean, undercut - ponytail.

5. Become a chain smoker.

6. Abandon your faith in a God who has abandoned you.
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Meursault
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 11:39:18 AM »

Have you ever read the Vedas, Bushie?
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2014, 06:34:14 PM »

Again: drop the Christianity and read Hesse's Steppenwolf. Become an aristocrat of the plains.
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2014, 09:57:43 PM »

Do You Wear The Mark?
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 06:55:42 PM »

Hail Satan
Regis Sathani
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