Adolf Hitler and a gorilla are drowning in a river. You can only save 1.

[Mr. Morden]

What if Hitler had just walked out of a transgender bathroom, and the gorilla had refused to make a  wedding cake for a gay Nazi wedding?

[Mr. Morden]

If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?

Is time travel the reason for multiple Hitlers being there at once?  If so, then why save the Hitlers?  You know they'll be fine, since they have to go back in time to replicate themselves.

[Mr. Morden]

If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?

Is time travel the reason for multiple Hitlers being there at once?  If so, then why save the Hitlers?  You know they'll be fine, since they have to go back in time to replicate themselves.

What if time travel was invented specifically to produce multiple Hitlers? If so, would you travel back in time to prevent time travel from being invented, even if this means throwing a gorilla into a river?

Throwing a gorilla into a river sounds pretty fun, so I'd do that regardless.

[Mr. Morden]

If five hitlers and one gorilla are tied to the train tracks and you can throw an infertile fat gorilla to stop the train, would you do so?

Is time travel the reason for multiple Hitlers being there at once?  If so, then why save the Hitlers?  You know they'll be fine, since they have to go back in time to replicate themselves.

There are multiple Hitlers because Dave Leip required them as moderators.

If the Hitlers are moderators, then no, I'm not saving them.  Though might the fat infertile gorilla not also be a mod?  Seems like a no-win scenario.