CBS/NYT poll: voters aren't excited about anyone for 2016

[Princess Nyan Cat]

What's so hard to understand about it? The Democratic Party adores Hillary.

You are clearly such a fan of Hillary that you put what must be the absolute butt-ugliest picture of her you could possibly find in your signature. I know she's packed on some pounds, but what's the message here? She's as fat as the moon?? Has such an inflated ego that it's as big as Pluto?? The mind boggles...

[Princess Nyan Cat]

Don't be such a hater. Get used to living on Planet Hilldawg.

I'm sure "Hilldawg" is a fan of these flattering comparisons you've come up with. As I said before, the butt-uglist picture you could possibly find!

I suppose your latest might be a marginal improvement. Still, it resembles something a James Bond villain might come up with!

I much prefer my precious Azu-nyan picture. Bold and inspiring... yet cute and cuddly!

AZU-NYAN
Adorable Leadership for Snuggly Times!

[Princess Nyan Cat]

Well luckily, the presidency isn't a beauty contest. Just ask Mama Grifter.

"No-o-oh, Mr. Bond--I expect you to die! Due to my terrible foreign policy decisions, most likely! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

[Princess Nyan Cat]

And if that pop culture reference is too old for you...

Ha!