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Santander
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« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2021, 03:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Vice President Battista Minola 1616 on December 16, 2021, 06:47:12 AM
I last posted in this thread when I was diagnosed with Asperger's two months ago. I had an expectation that its cathartic effect would give a positive swing to my life. However it only seems like there has been a regression instead. The last few days have been particularly... hollow.
Great news, you can use your math degree to become a Santander! Many fun stories coming your way in life.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #76 on: December 17, 2021, 07:09:43 PM »
The last 4 hours:

2pm: "We're not working this weekend, it's the last weekend before Christmas and people have important things to do."
3pm: "I hate to do this, but we need to have one meeting on Sunday night."
4pm: "To prepare for the meeting on Sunday night, we'll need to wrap up some changes by early afternoon, and then review for a few hours in the rest of the day."
5pm: "Since Sunday will be so packed, we'll need to do some prep on Saturday."
6pm: "You can have a 2hr lunch on Saturday. Feel free to expense it."

Maybe at 7pm I'll be asked to book a flight to a meeting tomorrow and eat lunch on the plane...
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2021, 11:18:08 PM »
When you realize you married the wrong woman and the right woman was in front of you the whole time...
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2021, 12:43:31 AM »
I got backstabbed today. I knew it was coming but I was not expecting it to happen in this way...
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2021, 07:01:33 PM »
I got a J&J booster. Not for money, but because all the cool girls I know did the exact same thing.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2021, 10:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Cathcon (О - Брайтон-Бич) on December 22, 2021, 09:49:02 PM
Quote from: Santander on December 22, 2021, 07:01:33 PM
I got a J&J booster. Not for money, but because all the cool girls I know did the exact same thing.

>Claims to love Russian women
>Lusts after women that are vaccinated

Something doesn't add up!

Not lusting, trying to fit in.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #81 on: December 26, 2021, 10:07:42 PM »
Restoration Hardware exists to make rich people feel poor.
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« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2021, 08:00:00 PM »
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Santander
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« Reply #83 on: January 06, 2022, 10:28:16 PM »
Can you drive client meetings above the legal BAC for driving a car?
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #84 on: January 10, 2022, 10:46:33 PM »
I have 10 of these posters - Zurich, Beijing, Hong Kong, Canada, Australia, Nagoya, Cargo, 3x Tech Ops - time to put some of them back up.
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Santander
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« Reply #85 on: January 12, 2022, 11:38:05 PM »
Life is meaningless.
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Santander
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« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2022, 01:47:45 PM »
Hair of the dog with lunch - feel like a new man. And waited til afternoon until drinking, even.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #87 on: January 14, 2022, 06:09:19 PM »
I wanted to see how the poors live.
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Santander
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« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2022, 07:34:53 PM »
I wanna live like common people.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2022, 04:25:07 AM »
Thank God I wore a Fratagonia last night. Waterproof. 🤣
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Santander
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« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2022, 05:54:41 AM »
Ugh. Lost one Airpod, lol.

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« Reply #91 on: January 18, 2022, 10:21:18 AM »
Flying back to NY right now, and the food in JetBlue Mint is amazing. Possibly the best business class meal I've ever had. No champagne, and wines are pretty bad, but the food itself is great and they have espresso so not too much to complain about. Free gate-to-gate wifi too.
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2022, 05:31:36 PM »
Real skiing or Midwestern bunny hills?
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Santander
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2022, 08:06:04 PM »
New. 🥰 Finding women's clothes that fit me is such a challenge.
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Santander
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« Reply #94 on: January 22, 2022, 08:30:32 PM »
Drinking English wine because I can. And yes, I wear Patagonia and trackies in the evening at home.
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« Reply #95 on: January 23, 2022, 09:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Conservatopia on January 23, 2022, 04:50:45 AM
Quote from: Santander on January 22, 2022, 08:30:32 PM
Drinking English wine because I can.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

It was actually delicious.
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Santander
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« Reply #96 on: January 23, 2022, 10:56:38 AM »
« Edited: January 23, 2022, 11:00:01 AM by Santander »

No. I do have a Hambledon in the wine rack, though. All the cool kids are drinking English sparkling wine these days. I see Nyetimber seemingly everywhere, and Virgin serves Hambledon in business class!
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E: 4.00, S: 2.61
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2022, 09:07:42 PM »
Quote from: Very Radical Roman Catholic Battista Minola on January 25, 2022, 08:56:43 PM
Today [well yesterday using European time] I got my third dose of anti-COVID vaccine, or as the kids say I got 'boosted'. You do what you gotta do.
Did you get paid?
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Santander
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« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2022, 11:51:44 PM »


Wish me luck.

UPDATE:

Won, 33/1 odds. Smiley
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« Reply #99 on: January 28, 2022, 11:59:48 PM »
I was praised by a Pakistani diplomat for my patriotism. 🥰 Pakistan Zindabad!
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