Update for Everyone VI: What Is and What Should Never Be

[Santander]

My wisdom tooth op is to take place tomorrow morning.

While I'm eager to have it done, I'm also dreading having to forgo tobacco, coffee and tea during recovery.

That's what the opiates they give you are for.

[Santander]

I have suddenly started habitually referring to almost everyone as "sir" and I have no idea why or how to stop... I worry myself sometimes

Even women?

[Santander]

I just asked out the cute girl at the liquor store. She kinda waffled in answering. Turns out she's thirty. Now I kinda want her more.

What do you mean "waffled"?

In the sense that she seemed undecided for a minute, before declining my invitation and citing her age.

I think it was more shock at being asked out by a pasty Hitler Youth at her workplace more than indecision.

[Santander]

Wine hangovers. The worst.

[Santander]

Wine hangovers. The worst.

Stick to Scotch and Bourbon, you ole fool.

Yeah, you're right. Actually trying to quit drinking, though.

[Santander]

Wine hangovers. The worst.

You need to be drinking more expensive wines then.

If you drink a whole bottle, it doesn't matter.

[Santander]

Got my Alden Leisure Handsewns back from the cobbler today. The restoration and sole repair rolled back the years and they look gorgeous again! #BuyAmerican

[Santander]

Just had the pleasure of calling a total stranger a 'fascist goon'. Feels great! Could certainly get used to this.

I love being called that.

[Santander]

Red Ice has been a prominent part of alt-right media for a while.

[Santander]

I'm back, in case someone missed.

cool story bro

[Santander]

Registered for a watch auction on Sunday. It's in Geneva, so it starts at an ungodly hour. Hopefully I won't be still drunk from the night before.

[Santander]

When I took my written driving test in China, we were allowed to bring a "translator", who was also basically allowed to take the test for us, lol.

[Santander]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

[Santander]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

I don't.

Maybe you don't, but surely you acknowledge it's common practice.

[Santander]

Welcome to the basket, Kal!

[Santander]

I just had a customer who's last name was "Führer".

Lol.

Did you salute him?

[Santander]

You found a lost bird? That's actually quite impressive!

God is real.

[Santander]

I met Retromike today! We had lunch on the UCLA campus and chatted about Atlas, AAD, and bunch of other stuff.

Chatting about Atlas IRL is cringe...

[Santander]

I just got a snap from my plug which read "this is [redacted]'s mom. Don't hit my son up anymore for this stuff."

Don't buy your pot from high schoolers is the moral of the story.

You just realized that?

[Santander]

God is real.

[Santander]

#chicAF

[Santander]

Was a complete nerd in class yesterday, when I enthusiastically answered “1848, the Springrime of the Peoples!”

You have problems.

[Santander]

I think we should all pitch in and send Tender’s coworker a chastity belt.

I think a taser would be more appropriate.

[Santander]

If all goes well I'm going to be not posting on Atlas anymore.

Good.

[Santander]

If all goes well I'm going to be not posting on Atlas anymore.

Good.

It's so good you guys should totally follow a good example

My life is pretty miserable, so I'll be sticking around, thanks.