How long until Our Dear Friend's official first cheat on his diet?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

He's still eating pasta, store bought sauce and chili with Fritos. He's not even on a diet. None of those things are what you eat while dieting. The chili maybe only if it doesn't have beans or Fritos. You should never eat pasta. And store bought sauce, which is sin in itself, it always laced with added sugars.

He doesn't know where to begin dieting so I know this won't go anywhere. My post will be taken as an insult by him but I just wish he'd let me help. As someone who didn't need to lose weight but cut out all the processed stuff, I feel the best I've ever felt.