I'm calling bullsh**t. I have relatives who are Missouri Republicans, I have interacted with quite a few more, and believe me, there's almost nothing I wouldn't put past them. This is "almost nothing." It's highly reminiscent of all the "look at all these wild and crazy things Republicans believe!" polls produced by the last Kos house pollster. If I was on the fence before, I'm convinced now - I'm going to be ignoring PPP polls from here on out - at least until after Labor Day in the general or shortly before a primary. I'm applying the same to Rasmussen, especially their issue polls. It's a real shame, since Ron Paul has been doing so well in the PPP polls.
Moreover, "I'm calling bullsh**t on polling methodology" is an odd message in a post that begins with talking about the opinion of your family members. Obviously a randomized, large sample there.
This is getting pretty amusing, on top of your "Mississippi Democrats are affluent" post.