The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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HC because I like it bareback

What's wrong with that?

Sol is a homophone.

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I'm not a huge fan of Florida State, and he's not as good as he was last year, but I think the concerns with him are overblown.

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2016 : I predict that Governor Scott Walker will win the election. Why ?

I already know you're wrong, but I'll indulge you.

1. Obama Fatigue..... Democrat or Republican, you got to admit that Obama is damaged goods. So Probably Republicans will present their candidate as new and fresh and that leads me to the second one.

What political party doesn't present their candidate as "new and fresh" in an election scenario like this? Even Democrats are going to present their candidate that way.

2. Hillary Clinton. Now I have a lot of respect for her. But her age and her connections to Obama kind of puts her in a disadvantage compared to Marco Rubio should he decide to run. And  don't forget about the Benghazi thing.

Yes, forget about the Benghazi thing. Because it's not a real issue and it's not a conspiracy. If someone had run against Bush in 2004 trying to paint him as the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, they would've been laughed off the stage.

3. Governing Experience. One of the many reasons why we have dysfunction in Washington is because Obama with all due respect has no Governing record. Governor Walker on the other hand has a strong governing record.

This simply is not true, and even the most remote amount of truth in it stems back to the fact that the Republican Congress from 2010-present has essentially blocked anything and everything the President has proposed, leading us to have the most ineffective Congress in decades. Scott Walker has a "strong governing record" because he has a majority in the state legislature.

4. The Republican Party will be much more united then in 2012. In 2012, Romney came out of it bruised and tattered thanks to all the crazy canidates out their. I think that the Tea Party base will warm up to Walker more.

You realize the American electorate is not the Tea Party, right? I hope you do.
4. I know that. But having a united Party behind you gives you some boost in the polls.

What do you guys think ? And can anyone provide a map ? And who thinks should be Walker's running mate should he run ?

I have a few thoughts. First and foremost, your grammar and syntax is abysmal and embarrassing. Second of all, you have absolutely no clue how the American electorate works. They don't want a folksy, Midwestern Tea Party conservative, especially not one that openly hates unions. Third of all, your typical Fox News talking points of "Benghazi!!!" and "Obama has done nothing" are completely stale and will carry no merit come 2016.

Look. I do not support Scott Walker should he decide to run for President. He's way too extreme on Social Issues. This is only a prediction. My next prediction will be that Walker screws up the economy and will get defeated by a Progressive Democrat in 2020. And if you think that I am just some crazy Red Neck Racist from Kentucky, you are wrong. I am a Vietnamese American.

The last two sentences are what do it for me.

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You have forgotten "Having sex", hahahahaha.

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Well I can't fault those voters who were suckered into believing that the anointed one, pretty much got a pass and won the presidency by pretending to be something that he wasn't; would he been elected running in a bad economy after 8 years of someone like Al Gore; Obama was elected, not so much of who he was, but rather because he sold the idea he was "different"; not really, he race baits,  if you criticise him or his policies, very good at that "chip on the shoulder act, you could say he is not so much as a uniter as a divider; doesn't understand the private sector and wants something for nothing,  he learned well, when he was a "community organizer" in the Chicago ghetto. Yep with that kinda background,  time to reinvent ones self, and pretend that one is not really a leftist liberal,  who  to "spread the wealth", another example of the ghetto mentality.

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Silvio O. Conte came to me in a dream (normal).

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Poor dear will have to make do with Biden coming instead and offering her a birthday massage.

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jao

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jao

Jao is always funny, regardless of context.

Fair enough.

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Modern American politics is way too extreme nowadays. If only there was some sort of centrist pragmatic party. Like the Fascists for instance.

Quite a thread.

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Like I said - homosexual marriage is now a privileged class, and the in your face attitude will not end. I said this yesterday and I was called insane for even suggesting it - they're promoting this marriage, in our face, whether we like it or not.  I found the video intimidating, hurtful, and inappropriate.

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Freedom, but I haven't seen the 5th season yet.

Same. Odd that us and Snowstalker all would likely have the same reply.

y'all should. there's already been a really good apple bloom episode