Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Sometimes as disturbing and wrong as it is, I wonder if BRTD actually likes Ben.

Not at all. It's possible he'll grow up to be better, but if that happens he's going to be pretty embarassed about what he was like now.

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RINO or DINO is a badge of honor and sacrifice.  We should get medals... or at least t-shirts.

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He's black.

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Because she is exemplary of everything I despise in the American character: moralistic white trashiness.

Amusingly, "moralistic white trash" seems to be a perfectly apt description for yourself.

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I'd say all things being equal Zooey is better looking, but Katy can be more appealing since she has a nicer rack and dresses sluttier.

What's funny about that? It's simply truth.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96129.0

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ben gets owned edition 912631412512:

Yeshiva University is so much better.

Better than the university that doesn't even exist yet?

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The neocon view is an extreme view of people like FDR, JFK, LBJ

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The citing of Conservapedia at all is the funny part.

Read this for a real laugh: http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

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I think calling someone a f****t is already condescending.

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Funny because Phil is so right for once:

Benjamin Cardozo

Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!

Ok, enough already. Seriously.

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He even sat next to Schock in the House! How awesome is that?

Phil, your crush on Schock is really getting out of hand.

Next thing you know, we'll learn that the two of them took a trip to Iowa, ostensibly for the caucuses.

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The amount of ten year olds invading and posting nonsense is pretty disgusting as well.

That's not fair, Andrew.  Naso hasn't been ten years old for over five years, and he has just as much right to post reams of pictures of himself as anybody else.

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This is both somewhat disturbing, yet also nonsensical:

Quick Q's:

1. What are your beliefs on water boarding?
2. War?
3. Do you think you will run for president?

1. I don't agree with it. I think it's wrong, but I wish the Obama administration would show more of the positives of it as well.
2. I will only support a war if we are being personally attacked.
3. Possibly, but not for a while. I support Senator PiT in the upcoming election.

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My ex sternly warned me tonight that if things do work out in that direction, we'd better wait for anything until after the wedding or she will kick my derrier.

Hey, watch your language, mister.

She actually used the actual three-letter donkey, @$$, I just modified it.

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Pure opebo:

I have not been able to decide as I don't know which one has more hookers.

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Naso to enter Air Force in 2015 - CNN

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So Mcaulliffe won?

Haha
+1 for us

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Ugh, this pains me to admit, but I have to give credit where it's due:

Remember that BeccaM also works as a webcam girl, so it's possible she is filming right now. Give her time. Not all relationships move as fast as BushOKs.

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I was about to post exactly what Andrew just did.

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Another Stark classic:

The truth is, a few years previously, Rothschild and other big banks were trying to put together the "League of Nations", a prototype of today's U.N., but the Tsar was having none of it and pulled out.This enraged Rothschild, who vowed to bring him down, which he did.You need a lot of money to fund a revolution, and Rothschild provided it, through american banks, funnily enough.

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Got to love the unbreakable logic here:

Seen several people suggest it would fail in Rhode Island

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http://www.projo.com/news/content/BROWN_POLL_05-28-09_0AEH43P_v29.3f6f656.html

Rhode Island has a high Catholic %, and I figured most of them would be anti-gay marriage. Guess I was wrong...

Based off what exactly??  

Catholics I know. Everyone in my Mom's family is Catholic, and they all oppose gay marriage.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=97675.0

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It's universally known that Obama has done some things that Americans strongly disagree with. Even at my college, the majority of people were critical of him. Yet, polls show most Americans approve.

A "majority of people" are critical of him. Thanks, NASO Opinion Institute.