WTF is a "family value?"

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Protestant christian morality.

Ummm mainstream Protestants are pretty liberal. I am a Presbyterian and at my church there is an even split of Democrats, Indies, and fairly moderate Republicans and I live in Idaho. Evangelicals are the people that you are thinking of.

Also note that it's non-Christians (Mormons) who are largely responsible for Idaho being so Republican.