If a hyper-woke municipality passed a "white privilege tax", would the SCOTUS strike it down 9-0?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Obviously disclaimer that I know there is zero chance of this ever happening and the only people who think it could are knuckle-dragging right-wingers who also believe that it's impossible for a white male to win a Democratic primary and the sorts...just gauging what people think the SCOTUS would say about it. And yes this is assuming they take the case too since it's unlikely they would even in this already incredibly unlikely scenario: a lower court would no doubt strike it down and they would just refuse the case and let that decision stand.

But I think yeah, it would totally be a 9-0 decision.