Alcon, let us not be too hard on Opebo. He has fallen on some hard times lately, and so he will need all our moral (and his parents' financial) support to pull him through.
In fact, he has even been reduced from pounding two or three hookers a day to only one or two -I mean, that is an outrage!
Not to mention he's becoming middle-aged! Oh, what a horrible life! Almost as bad as being poor.
At least we have our youth, eh?
I know that was sarcasm, but I would completely agree. I really dread the thought of being over 30. Good thing I still have almost 8 years to go!