In that case we shall agree to a cease-fire, but our forces will set up camps along the border, and will not tolerate any forces from the Midwest moving into Minnesota. We also demand that they remove all current strip club regulations and will attack if any strip clubs are closed down by the forces. Now after being under much stress I must wind down and go get some R & R with one of my female guerillas.
BRTD, we will not enter Minnesota. None of the midwestern rebels are in states bordering Minnesota so it wouldn't be worth my time to try. Even if strategically they tried to spite me by moving to another state, I can still access any state without going through Minnesota. I really hope it doesn't get that bad though. Midwest, once again I must say that I really want you guys to rejoin, but if you need anything, I'll be there to help out-especially with helping with negotiations...
South Dakota DOES border Minnesota. I have no problem with Atlasian Armed Forces moving through Minnesota. It is the seccesionists who are ripping apart region, and if they try to irredentisticaly take Minnesota, we shall resist. We shall not surrender to their plutocratic regime!
