If opebo was visiting your city where would you go with him?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think I'd take him to the area downtown with the strip club that's just a front for prostitution which is just a few blocks from a Thai restaurant. He might not be too happy with the girls there though.

After that, probably the Asian brothel on Lake Street.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The worst Wal Mart.

Why would he want to go there? There are no brothels in Omaha? I know it's Nebraska and all but I'd expect there to be something in a city of that size.

Not too big on man-dates, honestly.

This type of insecurity is commonplace and nothing to be ashamed of, E.  I think what BRTD is getting at is 'where in your town is the naughtiness'?

Or Thai restaurants.

Do you believe you would be disappointed with the girls at said strip club though? The ones with model-type figures are the ones that don't offer to blow you or even bend the rules because they don't have to. The ones that do are usually at least "curvy", not too bad to most people but I doubt you would go for them.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Do you believe you would be disappointed with the girls at said strip club though? The ones with model-type figures are the ones that don't offer ****** because they don't have to. The ones that do are usually at least "curvy", not too bad to most people but I doubt you would go for them.

Yes I'm sure I wouldn't partake because when I visit home I hardly do any such activities.  I don't think it is advisable to break any laws even in a small way when when in the Bad Place, since prosecutions could delay or in the nightmare case even prevent one's leaving again.

I wouldn't worry about it, no one ever gets arrested in this club. The police are too busy dealing with all the drunks outside, a club that doesn't serve alcohol where people might be getting blowjobs in a VIP room is pretty low on the priority list. Not that I ever have partaked in such things there outside of the infamous unsolicited handjob I got that one time.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We'd skip the hookers as well as most of the locals are nasty crackheads. 

Some of these don't look so bad (NSFW obviously): http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/