Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Sopranos Republican]

Hi. What did you eat for dinner tonight?

It will likely be one of the following:

1. Small hamburger(s)
2. grilled pizza
3. enchilada casserole
4. Subway
5. Ham sandwich(s)
6. Braum's
7. McDonalds
8. South of the Border
9. Hamburgers
10. cinnamon toast

I bet he jumped the shark and had some sort of combination of the above.

[Sopranos Republican]

I think I'm going to be sick....

[Sopranos Republican]

That's much better.

[Sopranos Republican]

+1 on the pretzel bun. If that doesn't give you a MASSIVE erection, I don't know what will

I was sweating so much, it was ridiculous, I had to smoke like 5 cigars when that commercial got over.

[Sopranos Republican]

The "Non-Southerners don't get it" meme strikes again.  You simply cannot live in the Deep South without a car.  Period.  Public transportation is virtually (or literally) non-existent here, and it's all very spread out.

For example, I live in a suburban neighbor and literally the only things within walking distance (a couple miles) are other people's houses.  I'm sure Bushie's situation is similar.

Also, you have to have a car for every person who might need it at the same time.  My wife and I could never share a car -- we have different schedules.  I doubt Bushie's family could make do on 2 cars, much less 1.  That's just the realities of life in the South.

Solution: don't live in Oklahomathe south

I'm sure Harry can attest to this, but living in the south is much better than living in the frozen north.

Ummmm no, but I'm not a snowaphobic.

[Sopranos Republican]

Never let her go Jeff, she sounds perfect for you!

[Sopranos Republican]

Yes, please invite us! I want to attend, as long as there are hot Oklahoman farm girls, lovin on kids, and we can at least bring our own booze.

[Sopranos Republican]

...hot Oklahoman farm girls...

oxymoron- they probably weigh more than you.

aka more cushion for the pushin

Well I'd hope that there's at least one that actually engages in farm work, and I mean this literally, or possibly not.

[Sopranos Republican]

Chasing mailmen too! Bushie has been focusing on school and Allison recently, so I am sure his dad is the one walking her/feeding her/loving on her.

Bushie, how is Allison today? Do you text a lot?

Do you two have custom ringtones when you call each other yet?

[Sopranos Republican]

Basically, I'm going to go at her speed.  I want to make her comfortable.  I will not be pushy, but when she's ready to move ahead, we'll move ahead.  When she tells me to slow down a bit, we'll slow down a bit. I've taken three lessons on relationships in the past eight years, I should be a "pro" at this by now...

And he's telling us that we're making the dialogue too risqué.

[Sopranos Republican]

[Sopranos Republican]

Oh wow, this sh**t's getting real now.

[Sopranos Republican]

this date will interfere with your 16 hours of tv viewing.

Good!  There are some things in life that are more important than 16 hours of football!

It's a Christmas miracle!

[Sopranos Republican]

this date will interfere with your 16 hours of tv viewing.

Good!  There are some things in life that are more important than 16 hours of football!

It's a Christmas miracle!

Funny you say that, because her birthday is in November. (I won't disclose actual date because you know her age), so while I focus on Thanksgiving and Christmas, I have a birthday to plan, as well.

Then be planning, you don't want to lose her over her birthday.

[Sopranos Republican]

Are there any real Italian restaurants run by any of us real Italians? I couldn't bear the thought of not being near at least one.

[Sopranos Republican]

Are there any real Italian restaurants run by any of us real Italians? I couldn't bear the thought of not being near at least one.

They don't have Italians in Oklahoma. They probably eat that Olive Garden crap. *Shudder*

Awful, awful place.

[Sopranos Republican]

How does a dog moon someone?

Are you sure she's not in heat?

She was facing the front, draped over the back seat with her butt high in the air.

You know, I forgot we were talking about the dog for a second here, and I nearly choked on my water.

The sexting has started!

[Sopranos Republican]

Who's reading it in your circle of friends and church friends, except jamestroll?

It's very easy to find this thread through search engines with all the information he's supplied in it.

Perhaps Allison has read it!

No one admit to anything illegal, Obummer could be watching.....

[Sopranos Republican]

Ladies and gentlemen, it has begun.

Are we going to have a collaborative, organized approach to getting this fleshed out, or just anyone sporadically posting whenever?

I think the former would be the most desirable approach.

[Sopranos Republican]

If Bushie is a liberal then I must be a socialist. I love how I get to suspend my sense of disbelief in the update thread!

Same here, hell we might be communists.

[Sopranos Republican]

Don't you mean his "Oklahoma panhandle"?

My thoughts, exactly.

[Sopranos Republican]

jeez, the list of dead in this show is starting to rival breaking bad!

RIP JJ, Blondie, CAD, Kenya, Kenyan orphans, Papa Bushie, the diet, & Allison

RIP the basic human activity of walking.

[Sopranos Republican]

Phil, if I were to take out an ad it would not be the newspaper.  They are obsolete.

I THOUGHT WE WERE AIMING TO BRING BACK OLD FASHIONED TRADITIONS, WHAT THE HELL, BUSHIE?!

[Sopranos Republican]

Will you name your first child Jeff Junior? And if so will you rename JJ?

No the dog shall remain Jeff Junior since he/she had the name first it's only fair, Lief. His first child shall be named Blondie.

[Sopranos Republican]

Actually you are both missing the point. Our dear friend and his kin don't believe in evolution, you see.