Biden VP news megathread (pg 286 - been selected, announcement could be today)

[DINGO Joe]

I think it's gonna be Klobaucher and i'll tell you why.  Remember when that staffer gave her a salad without a fork?  What did she do?  Ate it with a comb.  You know what that shows?  Gumption.  You know who likes gumption?  Joe Biden.

[DINGO Joe]

Joe Biden seems a lil dumb for putting Chris Dodd on his team when he was a (shaky, non-credible) allegation on his hands.

Yeah, this is bad optics. Though in fairness, people like us may know who Chris Dodd is and his background, but most laymen probably don't. It may not matter.

It won’t. Half of voters won’t even know the VP is until the convention and the other half won’t know until October.

and half won't even know when voting in Nov

[DINGO Joe]

God dammit Joe. Stop joking around. This is serious. We're dying.

Press X to doubt.

I WILL DIE IF I DON'T FIND OUT REAL INFORMATION IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS

RIP/  Too soon.

[DINGO Joe]

If it's Bass, Rice, Abrams or Demmings I'm not voting for this guy. Biden on his own was not a great candidate and it's taken everything I have to get over the way he was carried to the finish line by the rest of the establishment. If it's Harris or Whitmer I won't vomit in rage. If it's Warren I'll laugh at the inevitable train wreck and the fact that Joe spent 3 or 4 months deliberating just so he could take the political equivalent of his work wife on the ticket with him and all I got left with is a 70 year old "mom and pop" ticket.

Can you imagine how unpleasant life would be if people could actually vomit in rage?

[DINGO Joe]

I'm completely dreading this announcement.

You are literally Eeyore in human form. 

[DINGO Joe]

So besides our Cult of Saturn Harris stans does anyone have any thoughts on the bookie numbers? Is it really basically down to Rice/Harris? Is Rice the more likely of the two?

the bookies seem to be reading a *LOT* into the DNC schedule, b/c Duckworth, Harris, and Whitmer all dropped since it came out.

Tim Kaine was on the schedule before he was named, heck Lloyd Bentsen was on the schedule before he was named.  

[DINGO Joe]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-men-may-be-insulted-by-bidens-female-vp-pledge/ar-BB17PymF?ocid=st

President Donald Trump said Tuesday that some men may feel "insulted" by his Democratic rival Joe Biden's committment to choose a woman as his vice presidential candidate. "Some people would say men are insulted by that and some people would say it is fine," Trump said.

Some people would also say "A wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom," which has about as much significance to the matter.

Thread on this already: https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=387974.msg6796102#new

Yeah, well, that's not in this thread and this is the thread that matters, man.