Many people in Lincoln are concerned Wulfric has committed, or will soon commit, terrible crimes against the constitution. They call me late at night; they say, "Mr. Attorney General —we can't eat, we can't sleep, we are so worried about Wulfric might do." I tell them, "do not worry. If Wulfric will commit crimes, we will simply haul him off to prison. You do not need to honor his insane and illegal decrees."
The people of Lincoln want LAW AND ORDER. They do not want endless secession referendums under Witless Wulfric. If Wulfric does any crimes, we will send him to prison. The constitution will be upheld.
Some say he is even planning to commit these crimes at the Presidential inauguration tomorrow. All Atlasians should be on highest alert.
