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Junior Chimp
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« on: October 19, 2013, 01:50:46 AM »
Quote from: n/e rep butafly on October 17, 2013, 02:10:52 PM
Oreos are ok I guess, but there's plenty of types of cookies I prefer. [/moderatehero]
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2013, 12:22:42 AM »
http://youtu.be/HKWUfA37Owc
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 01:54:48 AM »
Quote from: barfbag on November 12, 2013, 12:38:26 AM
Quote from: Speaker Scott on November 11, 2013, 08:52:51 PM
Let's see.

  • Home invader
  • Only gives presents to Christians
  • Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
  • Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
  • Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
  • Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

He doesn't outsource jobs. The elves have always made our toys.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 04:47:23 PM »
Quote from: krazen1211 on November 20, 2013, 04:42:06 PM
The government education industry complex
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2013, 01:51:30 AM »
« Edited: November 30, 2013, 01:55:11 AM by badgate »
This put me in a good mood http://youtu.be/2ddwK8Py2pY


And of course Sara Ramirez's second act number http://youtu.be/ZJqAYUAJbTk
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2013, 03:06:42 AM »
Quote from: Don Rafael Eduardo Cruz, El Hidalgo Menor de Texas on November 30, 2013, 03:01:08 AM

"Battle Hymn of the Republic" has a nice melody but ... . People don't need to psychologically prepare themselves to die before the start of a baseball game.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 08:48:15 PM »
I love how it looks like Friend Zone Fedora is wearing that My Little Pony thing as a large button
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 07:36:48 PM »
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2014, 03:11:32 AM »
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 02:08:39 AM »
Quote from: IndyTexas on March 05, 2014, 01:57:11 AM


Jerry Patterson was also on the ballot.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2014, 04:16:19 PM »
« Edited: March 09, 2014, 04:17:52 PM by badgate »
Quote from: Linus Van Pelt on March 09, 2014, 03:15:04 PM
The really weird thing about that exchange is that it appears that Vega actually gave a correct explanation with a full sentence, but then his/her post was deleted in badgate's quotation just enough to make it appear that it didn't. This is the original:

Quote from: Vega on March 03, 2014, 02:59:44 PM
Quote from: badgate on March 03, 2014, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 03, 2014, 02:54:25 PM
California - Summary Vote Results
June 11, 2012 - 08:32PM ET
U.S. Senate - Open Primary
21993 of 21993 Precincts Reporting - 100%
Max Winners=2



Feinstein, Dianne (i)   Dem   2,071,501   49%
Emken, ElizabethGOP530,42313%
Hughes, DanGOP279,7357%
Williams, RickGOP136,7493%
Taitz, OrlyGOP133,0873%

Perhaps I don't understand the jungle primary but where's the other 28%?

It's all there when you look at the percentage points other candidates, not listed there,  received.

Vega's reply was poorly structured, as can be seen above. Had Vega simply said "The bit candidates who make up the missing 25% aren't listed" (or something like that) it would have been fine. But what Vega actually replied with was essentially untrue, as it's NOT "all there when you look at [it]"
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2014, 09:28:54 PM »
I'm going to need customers to stop saying "I don't come often" as an excuse not to sign up for our free rewards club.
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