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« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2018, 03:49:21 AM »

Remind him that snitches get stitches.
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« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2018, 08:16:06 AM »

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

Puny human.
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HillGoose
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« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2018, 08:26:39 AM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.
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« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2018, 03:38:39 PM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?
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« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2018, 03:48:23 PM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

Don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10.
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Terry the Fat Shark
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« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2018, 04:01:00 PM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

Don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10.
Mormon not Catholic
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« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2018, 04:04:11 PM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

Don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10.
Mormon not Catholic

It's probably a problem in all religions to be fair.
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« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2018, 07:01:44 PM »

As someone who has vaped occasionally at parties, calm down. They can't kick you out if they can't kick people who smoke regular cigarettes.
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Mr. Smith
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« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2018, 07:24:36 PM »

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.

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« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2018, 07:58:00 PM »

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.



Pretty hard not to like a cold beer on a hot summer's day.
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« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2018, 09:02:14 PM »

Well it’s clear that you can’t leave any survivors. Better silence everyone.
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« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2018, 07:39:24 PM »

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

Don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10.

You owe me a new shirt. Or at least pay the cleaning bill for the coffee I just spat out.
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« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2018, 07:42:52 PM »

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.



Coffee smells great, though I'm not a fan of its taste. Pipe smoke is actually kind of nice. And the scent to a freshly poured Rich imperial stout, or better still a peaty single malt scotch.

 Oh my dear magic underwear wearing friend, you don't know what you're missing.
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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2018, 03:11:39 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2018, 03:11:01 PM »

Just don't be mormon.

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RFayette
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« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2018, 10:04:43 PM »

Curious what the outcome of this was.
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« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2018, 10:57:53 PM »

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.

Tea smells awful? That may be the stupidest thing I’ve read on Atlas in the past thirty seconds.
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« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2018, 06:21:24 AM »

So what happen in your life? I just unintentionally pulled an all nighter and have been awake for 20 hours.
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