Update

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

ok. that is cool. but can you give us a pic?

Tomorrow. I don't have the energy to go get one and upload it.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

ok. that is cool. but can you give us a pic?

Tomorrow. I don't have the energy to go get one and upload it.

ok thanks.

[King]

"Update" is now about AHDuke99's Asian mistress.

WHAT A TWEEST!

By page 40 of the thread, it'll be revealed that Tiffanye and the Asian mistress are multiple personalities of the same person.  Also, Phil and Flyers are revealed to be brothers.

I hope this thread lasts for an eternity.

[Mr. Morden]

"Update" is now about AHDuke99's Asian mistress.

WHAT A TWEEST!

By page 40 of the thread, it'll be revealed that Tiffanye and the Asian mistress are multiple personalities of the same person.  Also, Phil and Flyers are revealed to be brothers.

I hope this thread lasts for an eternity.

We should all start telling crazy stories, and have people guess which parts of them are true.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     So I was walking down the street in Brooklyn when I got a call from my peeps that some dude from OC had made off with my lady. I tracked him down, but they told me about his gun collection. I said, "fools, dey don't call me Revolver for nuttin!"

     I busted the door down & he was playing SSBM. I challenged him to a match, me as Bowser, him as Fox. He got the upper-hand, but I used a shffl'd dair to put him on ice.

     I was about to get her back, but he siad she had scattered to another neighborhood. I was like "you're in trouble, fool", so I learned the tricks, & I breakdanced the streets, & I soon came to rule this town, but not much luck on actually getting her back.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all good and shooting some bball outside of school, when a couple of guys that were up to know good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mama got scared; she said you're going to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

love that show!!!!!!
hey fresh prince!!!!

[Meeker]

The strangest part is that Duke is explaining and talking about all of this with a fourteen-year-old girl.

But I fully support his efforts to get back at this chick. Play the victim card and play it well. Even her friends will begin to abandon her if it seems like she's been an asshole. The most manly tact? No, but certainly the most effective one.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

i am not 14. thank you very much.

[Meeker]

i am not 14. thank you very much.

Well you talk like you're twelve so I thought I was being liberal...

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

i am not 14. thank you very much.

Well you talk like you're twelve so I thought I was being liberal...

what is wrong with simple? nothing is wrong with simple.

[Sensei]

Duke, air it all out on facebook and tell us all about it so that this thread goes on for 10 more pages until someone else takes the reigns with their problems.

i am not 14. thank you very much.

Well you talk like you're twelve so I thought I was being liberal...

what is wrong with simple? nothing is wrong with simple.

Exactly. Don't let Meeker get you down. You're special.

[Plant City Rebel]

BushOK, I'm lost.......why in the world would she complain about giving the ring back "so soon".......unless she was gonna pawn it what the hell good was it?  It's not like she was wearing it.

Something smells fishy here.

It wasn't the ring that she was upset about, it was the laptop I was letting her borrow.  She was e-mailing her best friend who is serving overseas who supposedly has no one else to talk to.

Oh well.  Its my laptop and my ring, and both are back in my possession.

Seriously, they have computers at public libraries, once a week she can hop over there.  Quick question, best guy friend or best girl friend?  That may be the root of it.   

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

BushOK, I'm lost.......why in the world would she complain about giving the ring back "so soon".......unless she was gonna pawn it what the hell good was it?  It's not like she was wearing it.

Something smells fishy here.

It wasn't the ring that she was upset about, it was the laptop I was letting her borrow.  She was e-mailing her best friend who is serving overseas who supposedly has no one else to talk to.

Oh well.  Its my laptop and my ring, and both are back in my possession.

Seriously, they have computers at public libraries, once a week she can hop over there.  Quick question, best guy friend or best girl friend?  That may be the root of it.   

But if she swings from both sides of the plate, it might not be    

[Hash]

i am not 14. thank you very much.

Well you talk like you're twelve so I thought I was being liberal...

what is wrong with simple? nothing is wrong with simple.

Yes, you go on the special bus, no?

[WalterMitty]

that witch was stringing you along just to keep the laptop.

youre better off without her, okie.

[Purple State]

that witch was stringing you along just to keep the laptop.

youre better off without her, okie.

We've moved on. Don't break the flow.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

UPDATE:

So apparently she thought I knew she liked this pothead and thought that I was too into the trust fund club/white country club to actually want anything longterm. This was completely new news to me. I think she is now making up BS to cover herself. She told a friend of mine that she was upset and confused as to why I blew up at her yet she refuses to answer my emails and calls.


Oh, and she deleted me as a friend on FACEBOOK. She's definitely acting like a little girl now. It's possible my friend can talk her down into talking, but if not, I declare al out war on her when I get back to school. If I broke it now, no one would notice as we are all on summer vacation. This is getting more glorious by the day.

[MasterJedi]

You both sound extremely immature.

[Sensei]

How do you plan to break this on facebook? A Note? A series of status updates? A wall post on your own wall?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You both sound extremely immature.

I'll admit I can be, but I don't see why I am immature in this one. I admit I said some things I shouldn't have, but she has completely turned me off and refuses to say anything. I mean, if she wanted to be with this pothead guy, then why didn't she say something earlier? I know it's summer and all, but really, she "assumed" I knew she was looking elsewhere? When I asked her to talk about this like adults, she ignored me there too. I just want answers from her now. I couldn't care less if we never speak again after getting them.

[MasterJedi]

You both sound extremely immature.

I'll admit I can be, but I don't see why I am immature in this one. I admit I said some things I shouldn't have, but she has completely turned me off and refuses to say anything. I mean, if she wanted to be with this pothead guy, then why didn't she say something earlier? I know it's summer and all, but really, she "assumed" I knew she was looking elsewhere? When I asked her to talk about this like adults, she ignored me there too. I just want answers from her now. I couldn't care less if we never speak again after getting them.

Well yes, all that is reasonable. The part where you get bad is when you're ready to decalre "all out war". Just be man enough and walk away. She's being a bitch? Ok, just let her. No reason you have to stoop to that level.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How do you plan to break this on facebook? A Note? A series of status updates? A wall post on your own wall?

Most likely will be a series of status updates via Twitter which appear on Facebook too. I really, really do not want to do this, but if she continues her insanely immature behavior, I will be forced to go ahead with it. She told me she was tired of my empty threats, but I responded with a list of things I plan on airing out which led her, I guess, to delete me from her Facebook friends. This is golden stuff.

[Sensei]

How do you plan to break this on facebook? A Note? A series of status updates? A wall post on your own wall?

Most likely will be a series of status updates via Twitter which appear on Facebook too. I really, really do not want to do this, but if she continues her insanely immature behavior, I will be forced to go ahead with it. She told me she was tired of my empty threats, but I responded with a list of things I plan on airing out which led her, I guess, to delete me from her Facebook friends. This is golden stuff.

Be sure to share.

[Eraserhead]

You both sound extremely immature.

Agreed. Time to grow up, Duke.