When the family is all gathered at my parents' house and I want to piss my older brother off, I wear my Louboutin stilettos around the house because I know that the clicking absolutely drives him nuts.
And if he confronts me about it, I default to the standard little kid "what? Is it against the law to walk?"
When my Masis lol (For people who dont know , mom's sister) ask me even jokingly do you love me as much as you love mom , I say obviously not .
It makes them upset lol , but I would never even in a joking matter say I love someone more than my mom and dad. When people try to say I am Mama's or Papa's boy , I proudly say yes I am