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[Ancestral Republican]

Treating politics like a football game = Major HP

I prefer my politics more like golf - dominated by white men, with one part-black guy who reached the top.

[Ancestral Republican]

This is one of the greatest self-ironic posts ever:

tbf

Communism: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a communist

Anarchism: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a anarchist

'Progressivism': when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a progressive

Liberalism: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a liberal

Libertarianism: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a libertarian

The Christian Right: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a christian

Nationalism: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a nationalist

Conservative: when I start to fall in love with a girl who identifies as a conservative

[Context: "When do you feel most sympathetic to opposing ideologies?"]

When you laugh at yourself, that's when the healing begins.

[Ancestral Republican]

Mechalord has come up with another, say, "creative" "anecdote"... 

No clue bro.  What I do know is that the hillbilly folk are a good place to go for a good party.  Now I ain't saying I hung out with racist hillbillies or whatever but I'm just saying when you're at a packed house and the parents are out of town for the weekend and everybody is like on you like "hey bro let's get some drugs" it really helps a poor cracker whose mother is on Section 8 housing and who works 3 different fast food jobs during the school week.  Those folks man, they got everything.  Whizz balls.  Whizz bangs.  Shammy Shangs.  Billy Bangs.  And maybe even some Shilly Wangs.  I remember this one time in high school me and my boy Ray we were hanging out with these stacked bros and our friend Ryan Hammond from Glenpool showed up with like this bag of pills.  It was good sh**t man we cut em up and started getting out dollar bills and-

oh sorry this is about the redneck woman's voting history.  I'm not really sure to be honest.  Last night when we were hanging out at her place watching her kid before her ex came home to pick him up she mentioned something about Muslamic Ray Beams and that there is an international child sex ring going on or something.  She also said that the vaccines had microchips in them.. . or somethin.  Honestly I can't remember what she said about the vaccines she just said somethin that sounded like somethin nacker.  I honestly can't remember much of what happened that night because I took a drink of some of their "swamp juice" and I woke up a week later buck naked in the woods with "Velma's Property" tattooed on my left buttcheck and having the worst hemorrhoids on earth.

I really don't want to dwell on this, so I'll get back to the redneck woman's voting history.  Well looking at the surroundings and the fact that she's dating her cousin (great guy by the way, just ask him about what's the best bait and tackle to use on Arkansas bass) I would guesstimate that she tends to be more of the believe in conspiracy theory types because well let's face it folks the gubmint is everywhere watching you.  The gubmint is everywhere and it's taking your money and sh**t like that while running presidential campaigns that cost more than most blockbuster movies and consist largely of highly polished camera angle debate shots and jangy political ads that target the pavlovian tendencies of people.  Like bro did you know, like didn't you hear that like right now somebody is making some scammy political deals to enrichen their pockets and their richie rich friends in Martha's Vineyard or Bel Aire or Where the Hell Ever?  And they go right for the emotional jugular, the Plenti-Paint of American politics: the culture values.

Man, sorry about that I keep getting sidetracked.  I think that's enough analysis for now.  It is obvious that the redneck woman and Jethro Tull are probably the sort of people who would enjoy a nice doobie at a King Crimson concert.  Oh man, those classics!  I remember the first time I listened to Tales from Topographic Oceans all of the people at my high school thought I was this huge pretentious prick who was way into 30 minute songs but man I'm telling you it's quite incredible they got modern electrical instruments to play songs composed like the classics!  And man just the sounds man the sounds are the mood they almost tell the story in themselves, who needs the lyrics?!

As for the redneck woman's voting history?  Hell if I know man, we only hung out one time and that was to Netflix and Chill.

This dude's comments are highly underrated.

[Ancestral Republican]

How did you spend YOUR Easter Vigil?

Faith in our elections SHOULD be undermined

Yikes, this is legitimate lunacy.

At what point does allowing Fuzzy to continue posting constitute abuse on the moderators' part? They sure don't care about the damage he does to others, but to himself? Goodness.

[Ancestral Republican]

How did you spend YOUR Easter Vigil?

Faith in our elections SHOULD be undermined

Yikes, this is legitimate lunacy.

At what point does allowing Fuzzy to continue posting constitute abuse on the moderators' part? They sure don't care about the damage he does to others, but to himself? Goodness.

In fairness though, as tin foil hat crack pot level the conspiracies and other direct he regurgitates are, how does it harm anyone including himself?

Ask Ashli Babbitt...

[Ancestral Republican]

Context helps:

As these both appear to be pornographic references, I have placed you on ignore. I am (negatively) impressed by the degree of your mental disturbtion -- I think few would have those terms memorized.

I half expected this to be in response to this post of mine

1) e621
2) furaffinity
3) atlas
4) YouTube
5) Reddit
6) Xitter
7) wv court corruption dot com
wtsa2.com
9)Facebook

I am (negatively) impressed by the degree of your mental disturbtion.