The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Confused Democrat]

It would be nice, but one must remember that Iowa is filled to the brim with angry, stupid farmers, their brains turned to mush by a steady diet of Monsanto's mutant corn. A woman yelling about castrating hogs naturally appeals to these monstrous simpletons, and will be tough to beat.

[Confused Democrat]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

We just have different senses of humor.

[Confused Democrat]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

It's called off-color humor, and apparently none of you have heard of it.

[Confused Democrat]

Off-color humor requires something more than merely being off-color. Typically humor is, you know, funny. That wasn't clever at all. It was just saying mean things about a group in the hopes of getting an easy laugh from people who think that there's something wrong with that group.

By the way, this is why a good portion of right-wing isn't funny - it's cruel, self-congratulatory pablum coming from a position of relative comfort, wealth, and power. It's "funny" in the same way that, for instance, calling a baby stupid or kicking a mangy-looking dog begging for food is "funny." You should feel bad for laughing at it - that you did says nothing good about you.

Comedy is subjective. Who are you to tell me or anyone else what is or isn't funny?

I bet you couldn't even make it through some of Joan Rivers sets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9M8EE2m7g8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_XhbzcbTow

Oh no! She's making fun of 9/11 widows and calling Mexico/Mexicans disgusting and ugly! The horror!

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Obama after her death:

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Anyways, sorry for derailing the thread.

[Confused Democrat]

Feel my wrath. I am MARTY from MONTANA and like a tree standing by the waterside, I shall not be moved by mondale's cretin behavior.

He was being serious which makes this even more hilarious.

[Confused Democrat]

Does he give them a time out, or a slam out?

[Confused Democrat]

Is Marco pitching or catching

lol, Green Line's genius is under-appreciated.

[Confused Democrat]

Isn't this the guy with 5,678 YouTube videos? He sounds normal in those.

I need a link to this Youtube channel ASAP.

[Confused Democrat]

Someone on CNN apparently said that Sessions might go to DHS. Not sure how much of that is speculation, since I heard about the report secondhand, but it would certainly be an interesting way to solve the DoJ debacle.

This game of musical chairs is going to end with Ben Carson as president.

This whole time, you thought he was sleeping, that he was uncharismatic.

He was just waiting for the time to strike.