Will you run for higher office?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Do you have the oratory skills necessary to become a politician?

Yes

Have you taken any part in your school's forensics club/team?

What's a forensics team?

Can you CONNECT with voters of all ages, and not just those of your political ideology?

Yes

If you are an extremeist, can you play yourself off as a moderate?

I'm not an extremist. But if I was I could

Why should you get the job when there's probably someone more qualified than you also running?

Because he/she is a carpetbagger and a puppet of big busines/the establishment/The Enemy

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Situation for all you future politicians: You haven't been able to bring in any money into your district -- the polls show a close race, and someone offers you a big boost for whatever your district/area/whatever needs -- however, you have to vote X on issue Y, despite your objection.

What do you do? Get re-elected, compromise a little ethics? Much easier said than done, especially in a career as vicious as politics.

Hmm... I'd conduct a vicious smear campaign against my oppenent... (ala the "babies" campaign)... hmm... then I'd get a bit of pork-barreling done I suppose... dunno 'bout compromising ethics though... Maybe a wee bit of ballot stuffing?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I'd love to be an MP, MPP, PM or Primier. Sadly the NDP will likely never win Federally, so I'll have to stick to being a MP.

Siege

Here's a tip: move to Winnepeg or Halifax