Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[Dr. MB]

Narcos Mexico comes out in 44 minutes. Knowing me I'll be done with all the episodes by Saturday and go back to having nothing to watch again. Oh well.

[Dr. MB]

I just went from not expecting to find a boyfriend for at least another year and a half (though my pessimistic mind said never) to finding out my coworker who I like is bi and likes me back to making him my first boyfriend in the span of 48 hours. Geez.

Now, how do I keep my parents from finding out...

congrats

[Dr. MB]

My dad is strongly considering booking a vacation in the Bahamas over spring break. I really really don't want to go. I think we'll play a little game. If he can physically drag my rear onto the airplane then I'll go. Otherwise, I think I'll just sit on the couch when it's time to leave for the airport and just not move.

Are you crazy? The Bahamas is amazing. In fact, our family’s contingency plan is to flee there in event of original sin leading to atom bomb.

It's a third world dump full of nasty and corrupt government workers, third world water, and is not The USA. It's what Trump would call an s-hole nation. I don't want to go there, I want to stay here for the rest of my life.

When people talk about going to the Bahamas, they mean going to a luxury gringo resort and barely talking to any natives besides the workers there.

[Dr. MB]

I moved from NOVA back to Ohio (:

Reversing the trends, hmmmm?

[Dr. MB]

I am officially retiring from atlas.

Ciao

Has your account been hacked?

[Dr. MB]

Welp, there was a fire at my school and class got cancelled tomorrow (even though it's Finals week).

Yay?

can't wait for the district to ban minifridges

[Dr. MB]

Had a great time at the Atlas meetup today!

[Dr. MB]

Had a great time at the Atlas meetup today!

Is the joke that two of them are wearing brony shirts? Go back to 2013.

no?

[Dr. MB]

Went for a walk and it started to not only rain but hail and my clothes got absolutely soaked. Maybe this is nature's way of telling me to stay inside...