Whoever says they aren't getting the sex bot is LYING
If I’m going to a fake jail, let’s make it horny jail.
So, that’s almost half the points right there for a nice lady friend. I’ll split the five million with her for her trouble (assuming she doesn’t get five million as well)
25 - lady friend
4 - Skylight (hopefully it has blinds that I can shut)
8 - Psychiatrist - I already need one
2 - Soup/Sandwiches
2 - Non Alcoholic Beverages
2 - King sized bed
5 - YouTube - has music on it, so I don’t need Spotify
5 - newspaper
5 - One letter a month - I feel like I could get more out of a letter than a single hour long phone call
2 - blank journal
