Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[HardRCafé]

The candidate who won Pennsylvania and New York did win in 2000.

Just not in any Constitutionally or otherwise legally relevant way.

[Sensei]

Hello, welcome to the forum.

[Hash]

Hi! I want to run if this is like real office holding. What is the pay?

[Gabu]

[Mike Gravel] doesn't have the infrastructure to make ballots...pretty much anywhere.  (Except for the really easy states)

His plan is to apparently petition all the third parties to nominate him as a fusion candidate.

LIBERTARIAN!
GREEN!
CONSTITUTION!
PROHIBITION!
REFORM!


BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM MIKE GRAVEL!

[John Dibble]

Mr. Moderate, your membership profile says you are a male! Stop.     Michael isn't dreamy. He is just smart and interesting. He also likes Starbucks.

The sheer absurdity of that last thing cracked me up.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Even by Stark standards this is insanely hilarious:

I have a feeling Straha is behind the invasion plans. he is bringing in a 3rd force that will battle both the socalled humblemen and the Stormtroopers he will than overthrow the fprum and take Daves place in his plan or Don Black will if he wins. either way the NWO will win. I spoke to Hillary Clinton this mourning and she may come in on the side of the humbleman because they are backed by the Rothchilds illuminati while the Rockefeller Illuminati will fund Stormfront but only for there won way to gain power. Straha is evil in his own right but the illuminati have somthing against him and set him up. I was the only one to challenge the illuminati from the beginning and that is why they want to destroy me. all I can say is it will be ugly on the day of the Iowa Cockasas.

I am still on Mod Review but only because the Rothchilds blackmailed Dave. it is your responsiblity as a humblemen to carry on my legacy. also Jesus and Eboed are Illuminati.

[Bono]

Hello, Tender. It's great to see a Kentucky poster here! I vacation in Kentucky some years. Beautiful place. I am an avid horse rider.

Austria? That's nice, too!! I was just confused because you have the red map of Kentucky.

[Hash]

Very similar.

[Tender Branson]

Very similar.

Hi, I'm Jess! I know some politics. I don´t know much about geography though.

[Gabu]

There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".

[Tender Branson]

There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".

Ehmm, Gabu ? Please read the avatar again ... Give me an "A" and a ... ?

[Hash]

"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

[Gabu]

There's also the fact that it had "D-AU" in it... unless someone's illiterate, I don't exactly see how they'll get "Kentucky" from "AU".

Ehmm, Gabu ? Please read the avatar again ... Give me an "A" and a ... ?

AT, I meant... whatever.

[AndrewTX]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jessica!

My name is Jenny and my friend Bill gave me his account too lol 

I'm a political reporter too thats how we met 
but I'm not a very good one 

[Хahar 🤔]

"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?

[Frodo]

This is probably more pitiful than it is funny, but nonetheless:

What's so hard about creating a new account?

I don't know how to and it probably takes time!

[Verily]

"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?

They look kinda alike if you squint and tilt your head 30 degrees

[Gabu]

"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?

They look kinda alike if you squint and tilt your head 30 degrees

And then get out a marker and write "KY" on the avatar.

[Gabu]

I'm impressed Inks. Good position.

I've always been a libertarian on issues like this - and I'm working in that direction with marijuana.

Good.  Working with marijuana should loosen your other positions up too.

[Gabu]

Alcon's on a roll:

SIX ONE TWO FOR LIFE!

And I thought this forum couldn't get any whiter.

[Eraserhead]

Even by Stark standards this is insanely hilarious:

I have a feeling Straha is behind the invasion plans. he is bringing in a 3rd force that will battle both the socalled humblemen and the Stormtroopers he will than overthrow the fprum and take Daves place in his plan or Don Black will if he wins. either way the NWO will win. I spoke to Hillary Clinton this mourning and she may come in on the side of the humbleman because they are backed by the Rothchilds illuminati while the Rockefeller Illuminati will fund Stormfront but only for there won way to gain power. Straha is evil in his own right but the illuminati have somthing against him and set him up. I was the only one to challenge the illuminati from the beginning and that is why they want to destroy me. all I can say is it will be ugly on the day of the Iowa Cockasas.

I am still on Mod Review but only because the Rothchilds blackmailed Dave. it is your responsiblity as a humblemen to carry on my legacy. also Jesus and Eboed are Illuminati.

I have no clue what he was trying get at in these messages. Straha was a member of the Humble Men for starters.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

As for Jessica Wasserstein, she may be an Ohio girl, or she might be Mike Naso's red right hand..

[J. J.]

I don't like using the Hollowcaust as an issue.

Or spelling correctly either.

[Gabu]

if stephanie tubbs jones was an arsonist and an ax murderer would u still strongly support her
press 1 for uh huh
press 2 for uh uh

[Hatman 🍁]

no, but even rarer yet is a white Kwanzaa.