Chris Christie just came down your chimny.
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Question: Your reaction?
#1
How did you get in here? I don't have a chimney!		  
#2
Where's the real Santa? Did you kidnap him?		  
#3
Chris, your presidential bid is far more important than giving toys		  
#4
Nice suit		  
#5
Yeah! Now that you're Santa, you can't run for president!		  
#6
Get out of here, fat-ass!		  
#7
Want some cookies?		  
#8
This a perfect job for you!		  
#9
Could you give Obama some coal for me?		  
#10
Why did you veto that gay marriage bill?		  
#11
Did you give Rand Paul coal?		  
#12
Does anyone else know about this?		  
#13
Well that explains why you're so fat.		  
#14
*speachless*		  
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Other (explain in post)		  
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« on: December 24, 2013, 11:30:01 PM »
Christie Claus came down your chimney. What do you say?
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 11:44:15 PM »
"awwww man... i was hoping for Jeffy Claus"
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 01:31:29 AM »
"How did you get in here? I don't have a chimney!"
"Nice suit"
"Want some cookies?"

Though not necessarily in that order. xD
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2013, 01:35:36 AM »
"Freeze!" and then I'd shoot him for home invasion (NRA normal).
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 02:51:32 AM »
Quote from: Xiivi on December 25, 2013, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: dingojoe on December 25, 2013, 01:35:36 AM
"Freeze!" and then I'd shoot him for home invasion (NRA normal).

Why would you need to say freeze?

Maybe it's cold where he lives
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2013, 03:26:45 AM »
Texas is a castle doctrine state, so I would legally shoot him.
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 03:29:37 AM »
« Edited: December 25, 2013, 03:32:01 AM by dingojoe »
Quote from: Xiivi on December 25, 2013, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: dingojoe on December 25, 2013, 01:35:36 AM
"Freeze!" and then I'd shoot him for home invasion (NRA normal).

Why would you need to say freeze?

Just to trick him into thinking for a second that  I wouldn't shoot.
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2013, 01:19:08 PM »
Options 3, 8, 10, and 11.

But personally, I don't find this funny.  You're just trying to make fun of his weight, and I don't like it.

And as for Option 8, the sad thing is that most Republicans seem to think he wouldn't do that (but I think he would.)
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2013, 01:25:20 PM »
7, 8, 13.
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