The Oldiesfreak Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts III

[bore]

Saying "some of my best friends are black" is second only to starting a sentence with "I'm not racist but..." as an indicator that something incredibly racist is about to be, or just has been, said.

Exactly. I use that defence to explain how I'm not racist: "I have no Black friends, therefore I'm not racist, because I don't have a "token" Black friend".

What I mean is if a person  feels the need to mention that they have a black (or gay or immigrant or anything else) friend in a conversation, generally that's because they're covering for the fact that they've just said something racist.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I knew this was coming for awhile but still sad. Outliving Reagan and Thatcher is sweet though. RIP.

BRTD was the first to start to start the usual post death gloating/mockery.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I knew this was coming for awhile but still sad. Outliving Reagan and Thatcher is sweet though. RIP.

BRTD was the first to start to start the usual post death gloating/mockery.

Actually....

Also, it's great that he outlived the apartheid allies Reagan and Thatcher.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

The world's most beloved terrorist.

[Maxwell]

Hip hop is f[inks]ing garbage so vote is obvious.

[Morning in Atlas]

Thanks for saving us the trouble

Look, I'm not a racist. I'm not going to add that I'm not a racist because I have black friends, as that would be a lie. I'm just not a racist. Now, if you give me a reasoned argument, as to why you personally think that I am a racist, then I will try, to the best of my ability, to answer you. But for now, all I can do is repeat that I am not a racist.

Anyway, I am honoured to have had this thread renamed after me. I would like to petition that it's title be changed to the Cassian deluge of absurdity, ignorance and bad posts.

[Morning in Atlas]

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

To be fair, for an office such as State Comptroller, those downballot elections are essentially beauty contests.

[Morning in Atlas]

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

To be fair, for an office such as State Comptroller, those downballot elections are essentially beauty contests.

Not only is it pretty misogynist and is the least of Simon's problems, it's also implying that a seventy year old woman is attractive.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

The world's most beloved terrorist.

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

What the Christ indeed.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

To be fair, for an office such as State Comptroller, those downballot elections are essentially beauty contests.

Not only is it pretty misogynist and is the least of Simon's problems, it's also implying that a seventy year old woman is attractive.

Isn't thinking that a seventy year old woman can't be attractive rather ageist?

[minionofmidas]

The problem with anti-ageism as an ideology is that it the line between being anti-ageist and being anti-truth can be a fine one.

[Morning in Atlas]

State Comptroller: Topinka (R-inc.) wins reelection, her 5th statewide election victory. I just don't see anyone voting for someone who looks UGLY.

More election insight from great visionary TX Conservative Dem.

To be fair, for an office such as State Comptroller, those downballot elections are essentially beauty contests.

Not only is it pretty misogynist and is the least of Simon's problems, it's also implying that a seventy year old woman is attractive.

Isn't thinking that a seventy year old woman can't be attractive rather ageist?

Of course. Just look at Helen Mirren. However, the simple truth is that to most youngs she's the exception to the rule.

Also the fact that the Democratic frontrunner never really was a looker herself and the Republican frontrunner is obese.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Early Group Predictions

Group A

1st Brazil
2nd Cameroon
3rd Mexico
4th Croatia

Group B

1st Spain
2nd Netherlands
3rd Australia
4th Chile

Group C

1st Greece
2nd Ivory Coast
3rd Japan
4th Colombia

Group D

1st Italy
2nd England
3rd Uruguay
4th Costa Rica

Group E

1st France
2nd Switzerland
3rd  Ecuador
4th Honduras

Group F
1st Argentina
2nd Nigeria
3rd Iran
4th Bosnia

Group G

1st Germany
2nd U.S.A
3rd Ghana
4th Portugal

Group H
1st Belgium
2nd Russia
3rd South Korea
4th Algeria

[traininthedistance]

Far too generous to the so called Israelis.

The bolded part is, of course, the problem here.  And hoo boy what a problem.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Note the first sentence of opebo's response to traininthedistance here in conjunction with the last five words:

Its not the same thing, friend!  In the male case his parts work, he just can't get what he wants.

The parts usually work in the female case, too- they just have incompetents for a mate.

You're displaying awful sexism, train.  Apparently you assume the woman is such a fainting weak flower that she can't simply tell her man what to do.  Nonsense.  I can tell you from experience only a large minority of women can o****m properly (that is vag*****y).

[RedSLC]

Ken Buck is doing better than even I expected. The campaign hasn't even begun and Udall is only up 4 points, and that's with lots of undecideds.

Ask Udall if he supports CO DemocRats anti-2nd amendment agenda

Anyone else having flashbacks to 2012?

[dead0man]

Far too generous to the so called Israelis.

The bolded part is, of course, the problem here.  And hoo boy what a problem.

I bet he doesn't even know he is a bigot.

[opebo]

Note the first sentence of opebo's response to traininthedistance here in conjunction with the last five words:

Its not the same thing, friend!  In the male case his parts work, he just can't get what he wants.

The parts usually work in the female case, too- they just have incompetents for a mate.

You're displaying awful sexism, train.  Apparently you assume the woman is such a fainting weak flower that she can't simply tell her man what to do.  Nonsense.  I can tell you from experience only a large minority of women can o****m properly (that is vag*****y).

How is that sexist, Nathan? I believe in women's equality in terms of making decisions and so forth.  That has no bearing on the matter of sexual prowess.  After all only a large minority of men are any good at sex either.

[tik 🪀✨]

"Good at sex" makes no sense. It's like saying someone is good at eating. Whatever doesn't kill you and satisfies your hunger and nutritional needs is all you need. To be "good at sex" you just have to deliver what your partner wants and get what you want as well so everyone wins. What those wants are is highly variable. An orgasm reached by vaginal stimulation is very often not what your partner wants, needs, or expects. Sex should have the expectation of delivering pleasure to everyone involved. It's standard that a woman requesting what gets her off will be expecting you to toy with her clitoris. That's not not a 'proper' orgasm, it's just the easiest, most obvious route.

[opebo]

"Good at sex" makes no sense. It's like saying someone is good at eating.

You're so caught up in your prudery and clitorocentrism that you can't see anything clearly.

I'm fantastic at eating - I'm a gastronome.  Most people are bad at it. 

[tik 🪀✨]

There is no proper way to eat, opebo. Whether you shove it in your mouth or up your ass doesn't matter. The point is whether or not you absorbed the nutrition. Not to mention: a chocolate seems to taste better if you haven't had a chocolate in a while. When was the last time you went without chocolate?

[DC Al Fine]

There is no proper way to eat, opebo. Whether you shove it in your mouth or up your ass doesn't matter. The point is whether or not you absorbed the nutrition. Not to mention: a chocolate seems to taste better if you haven't had a chocolate in a while. When was the last time you went without chocolate?

When's the last time he abstained from anything?

[Morning in Atlas]

Which one of these two is more conservative? Very hard to tell these days.

Our resident freetard comes back to ask whether avowed progressive Lisa Madigan is more conservative than Mark Kirk.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

"Good at sex" makes no sense. It's like saying someone is good at eating.

You're so caught up in your prudery and clitorocentrism that you can't see anything clearly.

I'm fantastic at eating - I'm a gastronome.  Most people are bad at it. 

Somebody who claims that only a 'vaginal orgasm' is 'proper' because he doesn't want to go to the trouble of stimulating his partner's clitoris has no standing to talk to anybody else about anything-'centrism'.