Opinion of the Roman Catholic Church in regards to the Freemasons

[Alcon]

Laugh all you like, but I read some well-sourced info on Democratic Underground that the PNAC were all part of some Masonic order. In addition to control they wanted to eliminate one of their enemies (Saddam) and hoped to discredit the Catholic Church as one of their primary goals has always been destruction of it (Of course I doubt Protestants would fare much better under their regime considering the deistic sort of religion they want to replace it with.)

Laugh all you like, but this guy down the pub told me X, so OMG It must be true!!

But it's well-sourced and establishes a weak correlation

[Alcon]

Because the Masons invaded Iraq, of course.  Is Obama a Mason or are they not all that powerful?  Clearly Bush is/was.  He is involved in ALL evil secret organizations.  Skull and Bones, that weird California thing, the Masons, Illuminati, the 5 Jewish Bankers and of course, The Big Foot Club.

No, don't be dumb.  The Freemasons are all bipolar with the exact same mood swings.  And I'm sure BRTD source-checked his article with the same intensity he'd give to, say, an article about Obama's birth certificate being faked.

Hmm.  Maybe the Freemasons orchestrated Obama's birth certificate faking because they knew they couldn't re-elect a Republican.  Now, they defeated Hillary Clinton, whose strong performance among Catholics clearly shows that she is a Papal Agent.  Sockpuppet B. Hussein will continue to collapse spectacularly into 2012.  Freemason Republicans will be in the office for twenty years, until elections are formally banned in 2036.  Brilliant!

I don't even really know what I'm making fun of anymore.  Writing this sh**t's just a lot more fun than hearing "I read a well-sourced article on DU."  Or "my aunt said so."  Or really any of these stupid/simplistic "opinion of ____" polls, which would be stupid/simplistic even if he cared about our answers at all.