Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Lief 🗽]

I think this should be the last Goldmine.  We should start a new series.  An 8th sequel is bad taste IMO.

It jumped the shark after the fifth one.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

the correct answer is nebraska, kansas and NORTH DAKOTA

obama yall!

LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ WALTER IS SO INSANELY HILARIOUS! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[YRABNNRM]

You have problems.

[Keystone Phil]

I nominate BRTD for the saddest assclown currently working in the Goldmine.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You have problems.

Because I don't find Walter's anti-Obama sarcasm to be witty or funny?

[Associate Justice PiT]

I nominate BRTD for the saddest assclown currently working in the Goldmine.

     I second that nomination.

[Keystone Phil]

You have problems.

Because I don't find Walter's anti-Obama sarcasm to be witty or funny?

No, because you are the saddest case of extreme obsession that most of us have ever witnessed.

[Everett]

Wow, how adorably sassy. I presume that our dear friend hasn't been getting laid enough lately.

[dead0man]

HEY!  This is a serious joke thread, stop hijacking it or we'll have to involve a mod.

[Keystone Phil]

Please sober up Walter.

believe me zach...illl love to sober up the day after the election when your hero returns to being the junior senator from illinois and the post-dinner speaker at he peoria city arbor day festivities.

[Lief 🗽]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all. I guess it's humorous in the same sense that the town drunk's crazy ramblings are, but that's about it...

[Keystone Phil]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

The only person to EVER do so on this forum.

Hence the statement "Democrats think Kansas is a swing state" is inaccurate, as it begins with a plural noun.

[King]

Phil, weren't you clamoring about how debate doesn't belong in the Goldmine a few pages ago?

[Keystone Phil]

Phil, weren't you clamoring about how debate doesn't belong in the Goldmine a few pages ago?

So what? I'm allowed to be a hypocrite! Jeeze.

[dead0man]

Rosebud was a sled!

[King]

Phil, weren't you clamoring about how debate doesn't belong in the Goldmine a few pages ago?

So what? I'm allowed to be a hypocrite! Jeeze.

Me allowing you to be a hypocrite would be very hypocritical of me.

[Eraserhead]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

Good Lord... we should not be allowed to bring this up any longer. Period. Or mypalfish either. These things need to die eventually.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

Good Lord... we should not be allowed to bring this up any longer. Period. Or mypalfish either. These things need to die eventually.

At least no one claims that mypalfish's comments were made by anyone other than mypalfish.

[Јas]

Agreed. Anyway, I spoke to my mother about this & she agreed that roadside sobriety checks are perfectly constitutional.

I am glad that we have now heard from the final authority on this issue.

[Hatman 🍁]

Agreed. Anyway, I spoke to my mother about this & she agreed that roadside sobriety checks are perfectly constitutional.

I am glad that we have now heard from the final authority on this issue.

roflmao. It's a wonder why she's not chief justice of the supreme court.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He didn't spam on the internets. That's something.

Click for context.

[Хahar 🤔]

I can just see Xahar tomorrow.  Right before the snap, he hears the phone of the guy on the defensive line opposite him.  "A text," he thinks, "Obama's picked his VP!"  "Hut!"  Cries the QB, and Xahar lunges for the guy on the defensive line, pushes him down, ignores the ref, ignores the whistle, grabs into the guys uniform, pulls out the phone, sees the text from 62262, opens it up, cries, "Obama picked..."  "WHAM!"

I wish I hadn't been eating when I read that.

[WalterMitty]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

The only person to EVER do so on this forum.

Hence the statement "Democrats think Kansas is a swing state" is inaccurate, as it begins with a plural noun.

ive seen the obama is going to win kansas predictions on other forums in the past.

as for this lief character...isnt he the same cat that has been a democrat, republican and libertarian from texas?  if im not mistaken he was a green from oregon for a while too?

[Verily]

I really don't see why that's humorous at all.

Then again, you also didn't understand what we were all laughing at months back when you suggested Kansas as a swing state...

The only person to EVER do so on this forum.

Hence the statement "Democrats think Kansas is a swing state" is inaccurate, as it begins with a plural noun.

ive seen the obama is going to win kansas predictions on other forums in the past.

as for this lief character...isnt he the same cat that has been a democrat, republican and libertarian from texas?  if im not mistaken he was a green from oregon for a while too?

That was adam, who hasn't been around in ages. Lief has always been a Democrat.