Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Lunar
 
  Re: Obama's GUN CONTROL revealed? HR 45
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2009, 11:26:12 am »   

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I'm some person on the internet, my assurances count for crap

I'm the person who said he would eat his hat if Palin got picked as the VP nominee.  I never actually ate my hat though so I'm a liar as well.    
 

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Mr. Moderate said:

Clearly, CARLHAYDEN is at the forefront of scientific thought and discovery.

I reply:

Thanks, but I really can't claim such credit (oh, and BTW, you really should let the loony lefties know you were being sarcastic as they're a little dense about such things).
 
 
 

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CARL, apparently there are some things you need to learn about the Comedy Goldmine.  And the internet itself, it would appear.

Well, thank you Joe. 

I knew I could rely upon you to oppose (reflexively) anything I post.

Criticism from you is praise from the gods.

[CARLHAYDEN]

Last night I had a dream that I was trying to get to my polling place in dark-fictional-unfamiliar-dream-Tacoma.  I missed a bus and had to run there and got there like 2 minutes too late.  I was a little distraught until the pollworker told me that there was nothing on the ballot.  Literally.  It was a completely blank piece of paper.

I agree with my subconscious.

Thanks BK, I missed that one.

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what is this crap?

What about I can probably piss farther do you not understand
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[CARLHAYDEN]

Gotta give Lunar props for zinging me:

A couple of years ago Michelle and I were in Africa and we tried to combat the stigma when we were in Kenya by taking a public HIV/AIDS test.

You tried to combat the stigma of being with Michelle in Africa?  Why, Lunar, did Michelle invite you of all people to go to Kenya, just to get an AIDS test?  You can get an AIDS test in the USA.

Lunar, I'm afraid your speeches make no sense.

Neither does your Mom but I don't stop making speeches and I don't stop...well, err, have a good night.

Yeah, but he's a brilliant political prognosticator (he'll tell you).  Here is an example of his wisdom:

Lunar
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Re: NY-23 Special Election: Whenever, 2009
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 06:00:01 am »    

Conservative Party running their own candidate?  Fantastic.  What would be a good guess of such a candidate's strength?  5-10%?

[CARLHAYDEN]

Another Lunarism:

Lunar

From the thread, Re: Democrats: Are you dreading tomorrow's results?
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 06:38:40 pm »    

Why would I dread the results tomorrow?  Deeds is gonna win.