Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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The Republican Party never ceases to amaze me. In the running for their nomination, they have well polished governor's and senators with substantive platforms, high potential, and the experience to make things happen. Yet, who are they so enamored with? A socially liberal ex-mayor, a senile old man, an ex-governor who can't make up his mind, and (most recently), the guy from Law and Order. Christ help that party.

We have another party that is rooting for the death of American soldiers and hoping for an American defeat in order to get elected.

Yeah, but nobody takes the Constitution Party seriously anyway.

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Fascinating.

I lol'd.

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I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.

100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.

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This thread has an awful lot of "show" buttons.

Click for context.

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Considering Chrisitans are the most persecuted group in the country, this is a great measure.  Nothing give you more of chance of getting in trouble than being a rich white Christian male.  You can't claim discrimination left and right, you can't claim affirmative action, and everyone can claim you discriminate against them

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Unfortunately, Democrats like him are much more common than this forum would seem to suggest.

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Josh and DWDL have both flip-flopped, but Josh is the more centrist candidate, while DWDL is an extremist who wants to privatize the government.

Until tomorrow when he picks up another political philosophy in order to try to make friends and be popular.



WHICH ONE IS HE TALKING ABOUT???

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Oh, god. Check out this headline from the U.K's Daily Mail:

No. Stop Now. Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.

I lol'd.

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CTRL + F "Blood was everywhere"


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Boring topic

@Gabu: Same, same.

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How ARG conducts their polling:

First, numbers are picked randomly out of a hat


Then, through a contract with the local school district, third grade students are told to take the numbers and use them as variables in the "The Supersecret Highly Intelligent Turnout formula", hereafter known as The S.H.I.T. formula


It doesn't matter if they do the math correctly - that's what the margin of error is for

ARG then randomly calls a number determined by The S.H.I.T. formula. Racial turnout is based upon what color pen the third-graders used


ARG then subtracts 7 from one of the candidates totals, 'cause 7 is their lucky number

NOTE: ARG is currently considering switching to a new polling methodology involving bloodhounds, a bundle of bananas, and a bingo parlor off I-67