Office of Senator Pingvin (Fed-TX)

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Nice suburban place.

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Endorsed.

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POSSIBLE CABINET

Vice-President: TBA
Secretary of Federal Elections: Homelycooking
RG: Homelycooking
Attorney General: Fuzzybigfoot
Secretary of External Affairs: SJoycefla
Secretary of Internal Affairs: Tmthforu94
Moderator General: Bacon King
Game Moderator: Shua
White House Press Secretary: Politicus

I'm guessing you didn't hear who recently got appointed Ambassador.

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SHORT PLATFORM

- Constitutional Amendment to outlaw abortion (a ban just makes abortion less safe, why is it needed?)
- Re-introduction of death penalty for serious crimes (how is this extra fiscal cost justified?)
- Introduce a federal public smoking ban (probably unconstitutional)
- Support for school choice and homeschooling; introduction of voucher system (why is the federal level meddling in education?)
- Opposition to euthanasia (Why?)
- Constitutional Amendment to define marriage as one man and one woman (Why is this needed?)
- Introduction of 15% flat tax (Why not a fairtax?)
- COMPLETE BAN ON IMMIGRATION (From where? Why?)
- Ban on burqas, mosques, and minarets (This is illegal)
- Encourage the teaching of Atlasian history, culture and traditions at schools (expand)
- Ban on stem cell research (Ban on public funding or on it all?)
- Opposition to Atlasian membership in UN and NATO (Why?)

Please expand on these, especially the immigration and mosques ones.

I'd have to agree with SJoyce here on a couple ones. I'm opposed to things like smoking bans, bans on burqas (etc), withdrawing from international organizations, and banning immigration. Sure, cracking down on illegal immigration, but just straight up stopping the in-flow of people into the country?

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Explaining stuff:
Mosques - sorry, but I really believe that there is a danger called Islamofascism. You know, Europe is now slowly turning into Eurabia. (Russia too)
Abortion - with 3 exceptions (mother's life in danger, rape or incest)
Marriage - sorry, folks but this is my religious principle (Russian Orthodox)
Immigration - not complete ban, but a moratorium for 5-10 years.
UN/NATO - sorry, I'm just an isolationist.

I view freedom of religion as a time honored tradition in Atlasia and the banning of a certain major religion's place of prayer would be an issue for me.

As well, as an admirer of the late Richard M. Nixon, I value foreign relations as a key component of Atlasia's foreign policy. As well, I'm an Ambassador and sort of have a job-related stake in the maintenance of such relations.

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Real sorry about your grandpa dying. Hope this week is an improvement.

(also, shouldn't there be an "R-MI" avatar somewhere in there?"

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What's your beef with immigrants?

My uncle (auto-mechanic) lost job because of them.

C'mon man, we both know collective sin is a liberal thing.

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Mideast Assembly race isn't til October, and there are a number of potential candidates.

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Congratulations and good luck to you both!

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You gave The People an awesome interview dude.

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I wanna buy one of these.