Cops or pot dealers

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Pot dealers. Less assholes, and probably also less likely to physically hurt innocent people too.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Tough, pot dealers are hardly saints.

Most are just lazy stoner guys like James Franco in Pineapple Express or old hippies or Nancy Botwin-types. People who sell just pot are hardly your stereotypical murderous drug lord.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No pot dealer has ever pulled me over and harassed me for over a half hour and searched my car despite proof that I was not intoxicated or carrying anything illegal on me for no reason besides lack of anyone else to harass at that hour in that town.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I do have one positive cop story. I was at a strip club and some drunk assholes earlier were outside shooting off fireworks illegally. (This was well after the Fourth of July, and they were shooting the off in the middle of the street.) This town is so small it doesn't even have its own police department, so the county sheriff's department sent two guys in who came in fairly late. Well anyone since the strip club was the closest to the incident, they came inside and took the bartender to question about what went on. I'm at the tip rail, and the stripper is talking about how paranoid she is that she'll do something which technically isn't allowed and get fined. She even put her bottoms back on midway through.

Well then the cops were about to leave, but before going out the door one of them tossed her a five and yelled "take them off again!" She did.

Pales in comparison to the negative stories though...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

stereotyping is fun!

What about cops that deal pot?

Some of the few ones that I'm cool with as long as they aren't hypocrites busting other dealers. One of my friends in Mankato told me about one that his brother is friends with. If he catches anyone with marijuana he just confiscates and lets them go. Then he sells the pot later on the side. He gets away with it because it's Montana.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I've been pulled over by cops for the following reasons:

-Being the only person driving in town around 3AM.
-Stopping on the side of the road to check my map.
-Pulling over on the side of the road to change CDs.

How many actual drunk drivers were out at the time while they were harassing me?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No they drove up to me and pulled me over after I started driving again. And if it isn't normal or safe why are there parking spaces there?