The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Kamala]

This is so good I had to make it my signature.

[Kamala]

I choked

One of the better arguments for ending humanity

In response to:

Thanks for finding my wry humor hilarious.

[Kamala]

#FAKENEWS  Hillary hasn't been big banged in 30 years

She's quickly approaching your record.

[Kamala]

^ Honestly I want to imagine that atlas has become so mainstream that old people have joint accounts.

[Kamala]

My opinion of Kushner has gone way up.

You know what else has gone up?

The number of Roy Moore's accusers

You know what else has gone up?

His polling numbers! And Dems can only cry about it! You got nothing. You lose. Trump. Karen Handel. The immigration ban. The embassy. And AL-Sen. It is all happening.

The standards are real low over on your side when electing a child molester, a fatass soccer mom, and moving an embassy is considered a win

[Kamala]

We have to solve this bitter dispute by traditional manners of solving complex political problems: having Santander and RINO Tom married. If the public insist on a straight marriage, we'd just have to do a little magic with the knife.

Is Santander ready for the demands of domestic life, though?

[Kamala]

I would love to be a mod we need more conservative mods on this bi-partisan site.

[Kamala]

You’re not supposed to post orgasm-inducing images on atlas.

This site needs to be purged of gross, weird teenagers

Atlas needs to be full of hot, well-adjusted teenagers.

[Kamala]

Don’t worry I have around 200 dollars in cash