Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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That's...a good question.

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OK, enough, everyone.  Change the topic.

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California being on fire is the best thing that has happened to the Comedy Goldmine in a long time.

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Let me say first that I believe that I speak for the rest of the forum members when I say that we are all sorry and are praying for those affected by the wild fires in Southern California. I want to say that we are all praying for all who live in California that are on this forum and that we are praying for those affected by the fires.

Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.

Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.

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Ted Kennedy

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No debates in Comedy Goldmine.  Stop.  Thanks.

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It's finally happened.  Naso was intentionally funny.

let's see...

she is dumb.
she is skanky

and she looks like a f'ing barbie doll/

not my kind of woman.

Your signature says otherwise.

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what:

Hillary Clinton <info@hillaryclinton.com> wrote:
REELWOMEN&ROCKYBALBOA ANTLERUPS=3,4,5@30LBS;SITTING ANTLERUPS=6,7,8X16LBS;INCLINELY ANTLERUPS=9,10,11X50LBS;DECLINELY ANTLERUPS=12,13,14X50LBS;SUPINELY ANTLERUPS=3X15@30LBS;HAMMER ANTLERUPS=45X24LBS;REVERSEL  ANTLERUPS=44X16LBS;ZAZENKEMPO ANTLERUPS=43X30POUNDS;YJESUSJYITSU-JUMPJAXA=125TIMELY SIXTEENPOUNDS;YOGAPOSITION ANTLERUPS=SETS OF 8AT 40LBS TILL FAILURE;TWISTABS=100SETS AT 10REPS;AEROBICMLQIZDKA-CARDIOMACHINELY-WORKING=5.3MILES AT 1.5MILES IN 30 MINUTES;KARATEMOVELY-KENPOY'SHUA;DATE=1-20-2008AD.CE.CHRISTSINCERELY/SHOUTOUT PARIS HILTON,
CAGLAR JUAN SINGLETARY

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Apparently, unnoticed to everyone, West Virginia Republicans

Sounds about right.

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I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

-7 charisma

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Hawai'i caucus:

Damn, that's a long caucus! They've been in there since 1/25... is anyone getting them food/water? Are any of them still alive?

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So Hilary now has both Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton endorsing her? Talk about coalitions of the willing.

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Time for a refresh.

Someone do the honors.