Sadly the Big Ten will be the best conference in the country, but more gawdawful is none of those teams will win the national championship. I do hope State Penn sucks ass this year.
If you can't get into college, go to Pitt.
If you can't get into college, 'cause you don't have any knowledge,
If you can't get into college, go to Pitt.
A similar jingle in Illinois (when Illinois rarely plays ISU) is, "If you can't go to school, go to state."
I also once heard an Indiana fan claim that everyone who applies to Illinois gets in; an Illini fan very accurately responded that if that were true, IU wouldn't have any students, LOL.
Oh! I must've stolen it without realizing this when I wrote this:
If you're really into kiddies, go to State
If you're really into kiddies, go to State
If you're really into kiddies, and you can't get into [redacted]
If you're really into kiddies, pick Penn State
(Too soon?)
Not too soon at all...........almost too late.
