On the campaign trail with Michael Z...

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"I'd like to offer my full endorsement to Micheal Z's campaign"

P.Ollrigger
CEO, Diehard Voting Machines inc

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The Appalachian Spring

ELECTION RETURNS STOLEN!

Theives broke into Diehard Voting Machines' HQ last night and stole the Kanawha County election returns for the upcoming Senate race.
Diehard's CEO, P.Ollrigger, has said that the theft is "an an attack on the way we do elections in West Virginia" and has called for them to be returned.

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But I've already bought 10 million votes...

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News Update: JohnFKennedy has just been installed as the Michael Z Campaign's new Head Of Advertising.

Gustaf will be responsible for ideas and concepts.

Of_Thisnation will take care of creating witty and inventive campaign slogans.

(Or at least there's a job offer if you guys want it. )

...and I'll take care of the votes.
I got 10,000 new votes from Ohio yesterday...
...and 20,000 have registered to vote in Centralia, PA...

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[size=10]VOTE MICHAEL Z[/size]

Paid for by Michael Z 4 Senate, an independent PAC... with no links to Michael Z for Senate. Oh... no...no...no...