The National Weekly Atlasian

[SPC]

75% Support Constitutional Convention
by South Park Conservative

   A poll commisioned by the National Weekly Atlasian finds that 3 in 4 Atlasians support a Third Constitutional Convention. With this in mind, it seems a near certainty that one will occur in the near future.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

OP-ED: It was a Long Time Coming for Mr. Xahar
by Governor Duke of the Dirty South

Atlasia finally knows what the RPP and its members have known for months: Mr. Xahar has been involved in a string of hacking events on servers of Mr. Liep and Mr. Brandon H, beginning in September. His activities have finally been revealed after months of denial by the disgraced Attorney General.

Many of us know Ben has had his share of idiotic moves too, but the kid has been manipulated and intimidated by Mr. Xahar for months and the forum has given him the benefit of the doubt. From his sockpuppet accounts like Cookies and Milk, which voted in the Dirty South elections in August 2008, to the first RPP forum hacking incident when he manipulated DC_United into getting her parents to hack, his string of illegal acts have grown more and more risky. It was all in the name of jealously which drove him to such measures, and he manipulated his party and members of Atlasia as well into thinking he was the good guy when all along, he knew what he was doing.

Today is a good day. Today is a good day for Atlasia. It is my hope that we can move forward and take care of Mr. Xahar, secure Mr. Constine's account, and move on. I do  hope Mr. Liep and Mr. Brandon do the right thing to make sure these acts do not reoccur somewhere down the road. I applaud Mr. bgwah's actions to put an end to this before Mr. Xahar was allowed to prosecute Mr. Constine in the court of law. If that had occurred, the integrity of Atlasia's justice system would have been seriously put into question.

[SPC]

Quote of the Month
by South Park Conservative

One day before the AG was caught red-handed hacking into Ben's account:

The Attorney General continues to retain my confidence.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Quote of the Month
by South Park Conservative

One day before the AG was caught red-handed hacking into Ben's account:

The Attorney General continues to retain my confidence.

Cheap and nasty.

[MaxQue]

This will also have bad effects on the Social Democratic Party, of which xahar was a major leader, and its party membership previously denied he had ever hacked Ben's account.

We denied because no proofs existed at that time. A person is not guilty until than the crime is proved. Now, it is proved and we call Xahar to quit the SDP immediately.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Quote of the Month
by South Park Conservative

One day before the AG was caught red-handed hacking into Ben's account:

The Attorney General continues to retain my confidence.

Cheap and nasty.

Says the man who just called my governor a rapist...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Quote of the Month
by South Park Conservative

One day before the AG was caught red-handed hacking into Ben's account:

The Attorney General continues to retain my confidence.

Cheap and nasty.

Says the man who just called my governor a rapist...

He would know cheap and nasty, considering he's the king of comments. If Al wants to continue childish attacks, that's fine but I would appreciate it if be quit cut out the personal attacks. It's uncalled for and as a moderator, he should know better.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I would like to clear something up: there is the assumption that Mr. Xahar manipulated me.  That is simply not true, and I would like for people to stop saying it.

Also, I am very pleased that Mr. Xahar has finally received what he deserves, and I want to see him prosecuted for what he's done.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Says the man who just called my governor a rapist...

No, I did not. I called him, in a sarcastic way, Duke Raper of Rapington. Raper is, I believe, sometimes used as a name in parts of the United States.

[Eraserhead]

Says the man who just called my governor a rapist...

No, I did not. I called him, in a sarcastic way, Duke Raper of Rapington. Raper is, I believe, sometimes used as a name in parts of the United States.

haha classic

[SPC]

TCash, Peter Express Disinterest in AG Position
by South Park Conservative

   Two widely discussed potential nominees for the vacant attorney general position expressed disinterest in the job. Peter, a two-time attorney general, stated that he does not want to reassume the job for a third time. This avoids a would-be situation whereby the same person is both the prosecutor and the defense attorney, in the Atlasia vs. Constine case. TCash, while not directly saying that he didn't want the job, suggested that Franzl would be the best nominee. With these people out of the running, Franzl seems to be the huge favorite to be the next attorney general, although there is an outside chance that Inks.LWC, BRTD, or someone else will be nominated. Either way, this will create a vacancy in the Mideast Assembly.

[SPC]

The National Weekly Atlasian is pleased to announced that former Mideast Governor and defendant of Atlasia vs. Constine will be joining the National Weekly Atlasian as co-editor.

[Lunar]

Will he have any writing emphasis or just do breaking news?

Also, I advise him writing about his own prosecution except in editorials previously run by Peter.

[SPC]

Will he have any writing emphasis or just do breaking news?

Also, I advise him writing about his own prosecution except in editorials previously run by Peter.

He's a member of our staff, so he is free to do both. However, his opinions do not reflect those of the paper.

[MaxQue]

Will he have any writing emphasis or just do breaking news?

Also, I advise him writing about his own prosecution except in editorials previously run by Peter.

He's a member of our staff, so he is free to do both. However, his opinions do not reflect those of the paper.

So, who is a member of your staff now?

[DownWithTheLeft]

Dirty South Election Coverage
With only a few more voters left in play, here is where we stand:

Governor:
Gov. AHDuke99 (RPP-SC)                7          100%

Lt. Governor:
Lt. Gov. Daniel Adams (RPP-FL)       7          100%

Initatives:
Freedom of Currency Act PASSING 4-3
KoTBP Scholarship Act FAILING 4-3
Captial Relocation Act PASSING 4-3
Constitutional Convention PASSING 7-0

At this the time the National Weekly Atlasian projects that The Constitutional Convention plank will PASS  The other iniatives are way too close to call with 3 days remaining in the voting       

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I kind of miss the thrill of campaigning. I haven't faced any real opposition at all since becoming Governor, and Xahar's sockpuppet doesn't count.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     This is a great regional election though. Three of the four initiatives on the ballot are currently being decided by a one vote margin.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Will he have any writing emphasis or just do breaking news?

Also, I advise him writing about his own prosecution except in editorials previously run by Peter.

My plan is to not publish anything related to the trial, and I'll be publishing mostly editorials.

[SPC]

I kind of miss the thrill of campaigning. I haven't faced any real opposition at all since becoming Governor, and Xahar's sockpuppet doesn't count.

I think my failed July coup attempt was the last semi-serious opposition you faced, and that was decided in court.

[SPC]

Xahar Missing, Possibly Dead
by South Park Conservative

   Disgraced former Attorney General Xahar has been missing since yesterday afternoon. He had been exposed for hacking disgraced former Governor Ben Constine's account a couple days earlier. It is possible that the former plaintiff of Atlasia vs. Ben and would-be defendant of Atlasia vs. Xahar died yesterday afternoon, but it is still uncertain. If a mod or Dave Leip were to confirm this, it would be appreciated.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Xahar Missing, Possibly Dead
by South Park Conservative

   Disgraced former Attorney General Xahar has been missing since yesterday afternoon. He had been exposed for hacking disgraced former Governor Ben Constine's account a couple days earlier. It is possible that the former plaintiff of Atlasia vs. Ben and would-be defendant of Atlasia vs. Xahar died yesterday afternoon, but it is still uncertain. If a mod or Dave Leip were to confirm this, it would be appreciated.

Al said that the moderators had not been notified that he had been banned, and that they were still going through the evidence, although "it was pretty clear what had been going on."

Xahar told me a while ago he was going to Houston for the Christmas holiday, so it's possible he left. However, he made no mention of it on the forums, and DWTL pointed out that Xahar's last activity coincided with Dave Liep's last activity. I'm waiting for Cookies and Milk to become active once again. Maybe it will challenge me in the race for Governor again!

[dead0man]

He doesn't normally go missing for days at a time?  Perhaps TPTB were wanting to wait until Christmas so they can give us a present.

I guess the big question now is suspension or banning.

[Eraserhead]

Come on guys, you gotta pass that KotBP act. The King would have wanted it this way.

[SPC]

Attorney General News
by South Park Conservative

   In the National Weekly Atlasian's three-day poll commisioned regarding the vacant AG seat, the results showed that 95% approved of Franzl to be the next attorney general. The other candidates in the poll are inconsequential, as they have stated that they were not interested in the position. However, since Franzl has been gone for 3 days, President Bgwah has stated that he will look elsewhere for an attorney general nominee. Based on this news, I find it highly likely that Benconstine will be acquitted.