They should start citing olowokandi's posts IMO.
Imagine a newspaper article like this:
However, despite declining approval ratings, President Biden remains at 304 electoral votes for months, political analyst and blogger Olawakandi from Talk Election says, to which generally (and famously) refers to as the "304 freiwall map". As for the senate, the Democrats remain in a favorable position, too, as Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is likely to lose his seat, Olawakandi, formerly known as "MR. KAYNE WEST", further concludes. Mr. Olawkandi, currently writing under the display name "Mr. Mandela Barnes", has had a long record of political analysis in nearly 60,000 documented blog entries, making the law school attendee one of America's most trusted election and polling analysts. In fact, Mr. Olawakandi sees the potential for an expanded Democratic majority in 2023, to which he refers as the "secular trifecta". "Trump will never be prez again", Mr. Olawakandi finally summarizes, as "Rs embraced corruption and insurrection", refering to the January 6 insurrection and Republican responses.
Hah, actually laughed loudly multiple times, when I read this.