CBS/NYT poll: voters aren't excited about anyone for 2016

[DS0816]

What's so hard to understand about it? The Democratic Party adores Hillary.

You are clearly such a fan of Hillary that you put what must be the absolute butt-ugliest picture of her you could possibly find in your signature. I know she's packed on some pounds, but what's the message here? She's as fat as the moon?? Has such an inflated ego that it's as big as Pluto?? The mind boggles...

In short: You [Princess Nyan Cat] are jealous of Hillary Clinton.

Your problem!

[Paul Kemp]

Well luckily, the presidency isn't a beauty contest. Just ask Mama Grifter.

"No-o-oh, Mr. Bond--I expect you to die! Due to my terrible foreign policy decisions, most likely! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

But that's not a character from a Bond movie?

[The Mikado]

To paraphrase John Oliver, why are we getting a new president when we haven't finished playing with the one we just bought yet?

No wonder people are unenthusiastic.  Could we try this again in March or so?