Former Office of the Midwest Governor (Closed as of January 7th, 2015)

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

fitzy for god-king of atlasia

Do NOT encourage him.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

This claim appears on your wiki page. Is it accurate?

Wha?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Oh lord... and I mean that, literally.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Oh lord... and I mean that, literally.

It's sort of adorable.

...and I believe we have our answer.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I....wasn't finished editing everything on there yet for that section, but thanks so much for taking the opportunity to air that to the public Nix.

So... that's not your position? Or is it?

If it's on your wiki page... then, it is public.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Again, Governor, is this or this not your position?

Because it would explain ... A lot

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

This is actually important... I'll give Fitz props for having avoided the question for weeks.

It's not hard really - is this your opinion or not?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

But why did it get into the original platform?

Maybe if we ask this another dozen times, we'll actually get an answer.

Frankly, LeBron's response raises more questions than it answers. It's disturbing that any candidate for regional office would even consider removing the basic tenets of modern science from school curricula.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I grew up in a very conservative, Roman Catholic household and thankfully, I'm finished with private school. I'm currently attending a public university that doesn't force their beliefs on me. Does that mean my views will change? No guarantee on that. I take liberal stances on things like gay rights and women's reproductive rights which the church opposes, but I'm also a strong believer in God and that he created us with a purpose.

Wait, are you saying that you're a pro-choice creationist here?

It's deeply confused... but as the person who bankrolls Most Serene Squirrel... this is no shock.