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« on: February 17, 2008, 02:21:46 PM »

One of the more entertaining fields of christian bullsh**ttery.

It's actually been a dream of mine to stand up in the middle of a "spiritual" moment during a church service and begin screaming gibberish and have a friend stand up to translate it into something blatantly heretical.

"Snarg ackulency pigfib ray-ooglesh! Pbbbbb!"
"God has spoken through this man and said that all true followers must shave their asses blindfolded and use pages of the Bible to wipe away their ass-sins!"
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